Sunday, February 10, 2008

Pros talking I:A new Nintendo DS?

The analyst Evan Wilson from Pacific Crest Securities speculates that Nintendo is working on a new Nintendo-DS model. Allegendly the new DS will be thinner, have no GameBoy-Advance Slot and will have a bigger screen, Wilson says. Additionaly the handheld console will have Internal-Memory, so it will be able to save music and photos. Wilson also says it will not be released, if the DS sells like last year.


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A new version of the Nintendo DS makes pretty much sense. Nintendo wants to release DS-demos on the Wii-Shop channel...then a internal-mermory is needed. Nintendo also wants older adults to buy the Nintendo DS,so it is smart to make a bigger screen.Someday the sales will stop and Nintendo will have to bring a new device on the market.Then the new updates will help Nintendo.It did by GBA SP and DS Lite,so it will probally work here to.






Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Pro Evolution Soccer 2008


Pro Evolution Soccer 2008

Facts:
  • Controlling over Wii-Pointer
  • Team can be saved on Wii-Remote
  • Online-Mode
  • Mii-Support

Show your amazing skills !!!
Do the new controls help this game to get on the top of its genre ?

One-two,hit a cross and goooall!! At present,soccer is represented in the video game world by Mario(at least on the Wii).The zealous plumber throws off ice soccer-balls and supershots.But that game (Super Mario Strikers Charged) belongs to the arcade-box.Well,you can not really say that to Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 . Thanks to the revolutionary Wii-Remote Konami promises a new kind of expierience that will enjoy being on the top.The Wii-Remote and Nunchuk lets you control your Soccer-Star.



+=-new footballing expierience -=+


{It was very important for us that the wii-version of PES 2008 will be unique.} That is maybe a new start for sport-related-games on the Nintendo Wii.This game is going to be a feast! Real good controls,lots of new licensed clubs,good graphics and, Mii-Support! Hope this game is not going to be delayed,cause this is going to be freakin' awesome!!!The game is supposed to feel as if you have control over ALL your players ! To accomplish this,you will control your squad with your Wii-Remote.You can tell players in-game that they should move left,right.... with a Drag-And-Drop system(players that do not have the ball).While you can peforming passes,cross hittings,and shots,you can control your player with the help of your Nunchuck.Additionaly,you can use the Remote to select a player which you will pass to or let a player move to a direction you choosed.


(-=!!Caution:The opponent is not sleeping !!=- )


You should take a look on their formation to not do a Offside.....If you lighty shake your Wii-Remote,you will straddle your enemy.But you shake to hard,it will turn out to be a foul.So shake lightly,dude/dudet ! Before the game starts,you can save a strategie to your Wii-Remote and press Left/Right/Up/Down to perform it.Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 also includes a lot of Modes.There are six modes in the game:Match-,League-,Cup-Modes and Training-,and a Trade-Section. Also there is a Wii-Exclusive mode called "Champions Road".In Champions mode you can choose a favorite team and compete tons of cups.You can fight your to the top in real leagues !!After every match your team gains experiment-points and if you get a certain amount of points,you can upgrade the skills of your player.


(-=\The little things/=-)


....Are the things that make a game special.As metioned above,there is a full Mii-Support.Up to 16 Miis can be intergrated into a specific team.To put the cherry on the top,you can save the team to your Wii-Remote and take it to your friend and play with your updated squad.Last but not least you can play online Wi-Fi "Free Matches".Also cool:Thanks to WiiConnect24 you can send your team-data to your friend.

I think that this game will hopefully be a masterpiece.




Saturday, January 19, 2008

Geometry Wars: Galaxies

8-Bit Gameplay collides with High-End-Graphics=Real Good Game

Facts:
☆ over 60 levels
☆ unlocked levels if the game is linked with the DS version
☆ online highscores
☆ only 40 €
☆ also as DS-Download !

Y'all thinkin‘ you got the reflexes of a professional ? Are you thinking, that you can concur stress appealing and hypersonic fast gameplay ? If yes, you would probably like "Geometry Wars : Galaxies" . Cause this one is a hell of a retro-shooter.

[<{¡Playable Chaos!}>]

You will experience explosions mostly colored and shaped.You control a itsy bitsy spaceship over a limited area.While you control with the stick,you aim with the cursor and shoot with A or B.A thick laser shows you the direction of your shot.Also,a drone floats with you who can help you in different situations.Well,you guested it,there must be evil spaceships too.They are real crazy,like if you stolen lollipops from 100 4-year olds.Ouch.Even touching your enemy costs you a live.By the chaos of tons of enemys there will be adrenaline.With a little bit practice you should enter slowly the highscore-tables and fight your way to the top.It really motivates to try to achieve a better score.It is still disappointing that you can lose your eye on the ship and shoot into nowhere.

(.:?What The Hell Are Geoms?:.)

Defeated enemys transform into little items called Geoms.If ya collect them,you could unlock new levels and new drone-skills but also as point multiplication.You can get up to 150-times the normal score.Then you get instead of lousy 25 points for an enemy 3750 points for one hit.Only this way you will achieve the gold-medallion.

!!!!!Caution,makes addicted!!!!!!!!!

This game is a must for highscore hunters and retro-shooter fans!

Rating:8.5/10

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Looney Tunes: Duck Amuck

Let Daffy turn crazy !

Do you guys now the Looney Tunes episode where Daffy Duck gets owned from the drawer of the cartoon ? That episode was called "Duck Amuck".The same thing happens with freakin´ Daffy Duck in this innovative DS game.The object of the game is to exasperate Daffy Duck until he goes plumb loco.To do this,you have to complete minigames.As we know Daffy,he isn't in the mood and always criticizes the video games of today or thinks:"In which game am I ?"This isn't just showed perfect,no,this is your Motto!You hit him in the right moment or draw on his body or just destroy his speech messages.Similar 20 minigames,that are real simple.You organize cards so that they are in the right position,blow up candles or push the R-Button while you are closing(!) the DS.

Rating:7.0/10.0

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Super Mario Galaxy

Genre: Jump ´n run, Adventure


This Game is the 2.best game ever. This is masterpiece its a must play game.There are planets,one of the planet is even a pokéball-planet! Now comes a mega review.

1.0 Costumes
1.5 Short facts
2.0 Review Part 1
2.5 In the dark vades of the galaxy
2.7 Star? Wait,I am coming!
3.0 Get 'em all !
4.0 Opinions of other people in town.



1.0 Costume

Here are some of the transformation costumes.
______________________________________________________________
Bee-Mario:Buzz around with the Bee-Mario!
Appears:When you get a Bee colored [black-yellow] mushroom.
Again back to Mario:When your been touched or attacked from a foe,fallen down or When you have contact with water.
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Fire-Mario:This can shoot fire.You know the old-timer Fire-Mario from Super Mario World.
Appears:When you get a red flower.
Again Back to normal Mario: When the Time limit is over.
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Ghost-Mario:Go through walls with ghost Mario.
Appears:If you get a white mushroom.(with a tongue and look like a ghost).Can fly trough walls
Normal Mario:When your been touched or attacked from a foe,fallen down or When you have contact with water.

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Spring-Mario:Bounce always like a crazy guy with em´.
Appears:If you get a white mushroom (with stripes)
Normal Mario: When your been touched or attacked from a foe,fallen down or When you have contact with water.
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Ice-Mario:Can turn water to ice.Ability to walk at the water.
Appears:When you get a blue flower
Normal Mario:After a time-limit or after you touched a foe.


1.5 Short facts
  • Six galaxys and 120 powerstars
  • Its worth it to play the game two times:)Then comes....
  • Dolby Logic 460 or 16:9
  • Mailtoads messages appear on the Wii Pinboard


2.0 Review Part 1

A game like starbits: Shiny,fascinating ,brilliant!
I analyze, who good really the Mario-Dream(ing good)galaxy is.

These are the best in game minutes until now,that a Mariofan could ask for:
Who touches Super Mario Galaxy for the first time will play a adventure for all his/her senses.
The Wii-epos begins with a unusual sensationally kidnapping-scene of Princess Peach.The story isn't that good,but we understand that they want to come to the point:the titanic gameplay!
I have looked in more than the half (65 powerstars) of the game and i can usure you,that you will know what made Super Mario Galaxy to the best game ever!
(Gamerankings say Ocarina Of Time is slightly ((0,2%)) better)

2.5 In the dark fades of the galaxy

Little cuts for yourselves,a big cut into direction fun:The tempo and the big diversity of the first scenes are extremely high:Bowser shoots meteors like he shooted before from the skys and you run to the excited Toad-hoard to the castle of Princess Peach.Over there the cruel magician Kamek is waiting for you.So many action at the beginning of a Mario-Game was unbelivable.Until now.Additionally the "fast-intro-skip-syndrom" is gone,which only a extrem little amount of games have.After a few minutes,your first task is to be competed:Catch them freakin' rabbits,that are jumpin' around.You said it,I did it and "shupp de wupp" you meet Rosalina,the owner of the observatory.And the player doesn't just only complete a boring
tutorial,no no no,he learns the basics of a masterpiece in a fun,cool,and chic level.

2.7 Star? Wait,i am coming !

The highlight of Super Mario Galaxy is the open gameworld:You can decide anytime which mission you want to take on.Is your task to hard ?Try another galaxy!The location was in
Super Mario 64 the Toadstool-Castle and in Super Mario Sunshine the Delphino Island,but now the location is the star observatory.Sad is that in the real ingame world,you cant explore things like to let the swimming pool dry up like in Super Mario 64.This is one of the reasons , why you don't need a Walktrough to play Super Mario Galaxy . The focus of the game is to explore the new horizons by yourself.The world above is a much smaller than the 64-Bit Toadstool-Castle.
The producers have made their right decision,because you can get closer to the actual key of the game:The powerstars !

3.0 Get ´em all !

120 of the relics are in the Mario-Galaxy.Well,the number didn't really change.To collect these freakin´ pointy stars, you must compete tasks such as:A race versus a well trained ray.In the honey hive galaxy you free the bee queen from five star splitters.Well,you have seen 20 % of the missions kind of like in Super Mario 64.The gameplay of this game is very good,but still in a newly discovered Retro-Mario style.Lack of gameplay is not receivable.

4.0 Opinions from others in town

What a cool game ! Super Mario Galaxy is a must for every Wii-Owner! Not even one level compares with another.With so many game ideas i am asking myself if Miyamoto could ever top this one!


Summary:

  • Leveldesign A+
  • Two times playable
  • Very good balanced difficulty
  • Technical Brilliance in 480p and 16:9
Rating:10.0 Super Mario Galaxy has showed that that the Wii RULES

Friday, November 23, 2007

Mario Kart Wii

Mario Kart 64,Double Dash! and now Kart Wii.Ya all like it,the feeling of hitting the opponent
with a koopa shell.Hold on and here we go:

The motorcycle is truly a status symbol,but not everybody loves this two-wheel ragtop feeling.But in Mario Kart Wii it is going to be a delight!It doesn't matter if you like old-school,PS powerhouse,or motorcycles,all vehicles are adapted so far as i heard real good.So there is fun for everybody!!!

And there are twelve kart drivers at once,so there are four more karts than originally planed.The approved Drivers are All Round Playaz Mario and Luigi, Fat Boyz Bowser,Donkey Kong,Wario,Valuigi and Little Gnomes Baby Luigi,Baby Mario,Peach and...King Boo!!!!!

To be continued...............................................

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Driver Cheats

TMR300866Credits
NJW280172Fast Cars
RUS3LInvincibility
rallyhardInvisible
WAC271074No Police
SSHELLYOpen cheat menu
N3WJ0rkOverhead View
P7ttyRzSkip Interview
ANJW16696Start as wanted person
We4rrqdzTake a ride car select

Age Of Empires II:The Age Of Kings Cheats

Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings Cheat List
Press [Enter] to open the chat window. Then enter one of the following codes to activate its corresponding cheat.
  • 1,000 food: cheese steak jimmy's
  • 1,000 gold: robin hood
  • 1,000 stone: rock on
  • 1,000 wood: lumberjack
  • Commit suicide: wimpywimpywimpy
  • Control animals *: natural wonders
  • Disable Fog of War: polo
  • Full map: marco
  • Instant building: aegis
  • Lose campaign: resign
  • Saboteur unit: to smithereens
  • Shelby AC Cobra: how do you turn this on
  • Slay all opponents: black death
  • Slay select opponent: torpedo <1-8>
  • Useless villager: i love the monkey head
  • Win campaign: i r winner
* But lose control of men.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Jack Thompson: Genius Or Failure? Part 1

"Outspoken anti-games lawyer Jack Thompson has decided that a representation of a 2nd amendment lawyer in GTA IV is a mocking version of him. He has declared that if the representation is not removed he will attempt to block the release. Excerpt from GamePolitics: 'The showcasing play of the game to Game Informer revealed that the first killing mission of the hero of the game, Niko, is to kill a certain lawyer. When Niko comes into this lawyer's office, having used subterfuge to do so, Niko pulls a gun on the lawyer who says, that the firm supports the second amendment and that 'Guns don't kill people. Video games do.'"


-----That's our Jackie alright.A lawyer called Jack Thompson is against
violent video games.Why,you will ask?Well,he was the lawyer of the three parents.The Children of those three parents had teens how deceased at the Heath High Massacre.'Okay'.you must think.'Nothing anti about that'.But then,he accused that the school shooters were 'obsessed' with the game Doom.
----


And so began the story of Mr. Thompson.

To be continued...............

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Feel Good Inc Lyrics

Hahahahahahaha.....

Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake itFeel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good

City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they don’t know wack
So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see.
You won't get out the county, because you're damn --- free.
You've got a new horizon, its ephemeral style,
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, I gotta kiss, because I don’t get sleep, no...

Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking falling down...
Love forever, Love is free
Lets turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land-
Is everybody in?

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Linin' em up like---cracks,
Ladies ponies at the track
it's my chocolate attack.
----, I'm stepping in heart of this here
Carebear bumpin' in the heart of this here
Watch me as I gravitate
hahahahahaa.

Yo, we go ghost town,
this motown,
with your sound
you win the blink.
gon'bite the dust
can't fight with us
with yo sound
you kill the INC.
so don’t stop, get it, get it
until you're cheddar header.
Watch the way I navigate
hahahahahahaa!

Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good

Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking falling down...
Love forever Love is free
Lets turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land-
Is everybody in?


Dont stop, get it, get it,
We are your captains in it. Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahahahhaa

Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your captains in it. Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahhahahahaa

Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good

Ahahahahah...

Best PS3 Game?

Winner:Fifa 08
Vice Slammer:Obilivion
BronzeWon:Ninja Gaiden Sigma

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Stages

Battlefield Delfino Plaza Yoshi’s Island Lylat Cruise

From the original web site http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/index.html

Bridge of Eldin Smashville Rumble Falls Skyworld


Castle Siege WarioWare Pokémon Stadium 2 Battleship Halberd

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Characters

Pit

Ike








This are all the characters that will appear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!


Meta Knight



Snake








Lucas Sonic














Mario Link Kirby










Fox
Zelda











Donkey Kong Yoshi Peach Ice Climbers

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Approved GTA SA EASTEREGGS

Note-The Content From This Post
can not be represented without
permission from this blog.


1.First of all,look at the price menu at any
Burger Shot.It says everything for
69cents.But if you look closely,everything is for
29cents.And with 'everything' i mean burgers like
'Fish ****'.

2.If you look in the sky in Las Venturas,there you can
see something nice.

3.In the German PC Version,if you replay in Catalina
Missions,something gross happens.

4.This one is funny.If you go to
the a camera perspective(that
im not going to tell
which one it is),you will be lucky enough to
look at people attempting
Suicide.

5.In the english version,look what happens
if you have a combine harvester and
run over pedestrians.

6.If you drive inside the police parkinglot in
Los Santos with a police car,you can see a
police officer beating a pedestrian.Rumors
say that it is supposed to be Will Smith.

7.Shoot with the sniper rifle on the moon.

8.Stop the movements for 2-3 minutes.Then CJ
will rap and/or flip out.

9.A import cars driver plate says:ea sucks

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

GTA San Andreas PC Cheats

munasef - Adrenaline effects
ylteicz - Aggressive traffic
speedfreak - All cars have nitrous
xjvsnaj - Always 00:00 or 12:00
ofviac - Always 21:00
hesoyam - Armor, health, and money
cikgcgx - Beach party theme
bgkgtjh - Beater traffic
iowdlac - Black traffic
bagowpg - Bounty on your head
crazytown - Carnival theme
bsxsggc - Cars fly away
iojufzn - City in chaos
kangaroo - CJ jumps higher
alnsfmzo - Cloudy weather
szcmawo - Commit suicide
cpktnwt - Destroy all cars
speeditup - Fast motion
flyingfish - Flying boats
ripazha - Flying cars
cfvfgmj - Foggy weather
mroemzh - Gangs and workers
bifbuzz - Gangs only
professionalkiller - Hitman level in all weapons
xicwmd - Invisible cars
bekknqv - Kinky theme
asnaeb - Lower wanted levell
ouiqdmw - Manual weapon control in cars
cjphonehome - Massive BMX bunny hops
btcdbcb - Maximum fat
cvwkxam - Maximum lung capacity
buffmeup - Maximum muscle
worshipme - Maximum respect
helloladies - Maximum s** appeal
naturaltalent - Maximum vehicle skills
kvgyzqk - No fat or muscle
aeduwnv - No hunger
bluesuedeshoes - Pedestrians are Elvis
bgluawml - Pedestrians attack with guns
foooxft - Pedestrians have weapons
ajlojyqy - Pedestrians riot
pggomoy - Perfect handling
llqpfbn - Pink traffic
osrblhh - Raise wanted level
sjmahpe - Recruit anyone into gang with guns
zsoxfsq - Recruit anyone into gang with rocket launcher
ghosttown - Reduced traffic
bmtpwhr - Rural theme
fvtmnbz - Rural traffic
cwjxuoc - Sandstorm weather
bringiton - Six star wanted level
slowitdown - Slow motion
cqzijmb - Spawn Bloodring Banger
rzhsuew - Spawn Caddy
eegcyxt - Spawn Dozer
ohdude - Spawn Hunter
jumpjet - Spawn Hydra
rocketman - Spawn Jetpack
monstermash - Spawn Monster
aiypwzqp - Spawn Parachute
akjjyglc - Spawn Quad
pdnejoh - Spawn Racecar
vpjtqwv - Spawn Racecar
jqntdmh - Spawn Rancher
aiwprton - Spawn Rhino
aqtbcodx - Spawn Romero
celebritystatus - Spawn Stretch
urkqsrk - Spawn Stunt Plane
amomhrer - Spawn Tanker
truegrime - Spawn Trashmaster
kgggdkp - Spawn Vortex
ysohnul - Speed up time
gusnhde - Sports car traffic
auifrvqs - Rainy weather
mghxyrm - Stormy weather
afzllqll - Sunny weather
iavenjq - Super punches
vkypqcf - Taxi missions completed
zeiivg - Traffic lights remain green
fullclip - Unlimited ammunition
baguvix - Unlimited health
jcnruad - Vehicle of death
icikpyh - Very sunny weather
aezakmi - Wanted level never increases
lxgiwyl - Weapons (tier 1)
kjkszpj - Weapons (tier 2)
uzumymw - Weapons (tier 3)
ninjatown - Yakuza theme

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

GTA SA Best Of The Best Vehicle List Version1.0

Grand Theft Auto S.A. Best Of The Best:
Rating System is X.X(random) out of 10.0
NOTE:I only put vehicles that i drove and love up here.

BF-400: 8.0/10.0
Speed:Quite Fast
Rareness:Most Common Bike
Design:A Cool Japanese-Styled Bike
Recommendation:Mediocre-All-Round

NRG-500: 9.7/10.0
Speed:Hypersonic,Fastest Bike There Ever Was!
Rareness:Almost Extinct!
Design:No Naked Bike,So Its Cool!
Recommendation:Very High-MUST HAVE For Bikers

Sanchez: 8.5/10.0
Speed:Real Fast
Rareness:Not That Rare
Design:A Hot Motocross-Bike
Recommendation:Great!-A Good Stunt Bike For Hills

Now that were the cool bikes.Of course,you like other bikes
too,but I personally favorite these bikes.
Now to the Boats!!


Dinghy:8.0
Speed:Medicore
Rareness:Rare
Design:Crappy
Recommendation:At least its better than the other boats!!

Jetmax:8.7
Speed:Read "Jet"!
Rareness:Rare
Design:A aerodynamic Design
Recommendation:High-A All-Round Bike

Predator:7.6
Speed:Fast
Rareness:Real Common
Design:A Boring Design
Recommendation:Mediocre-Pretty Boring!

Vortex Hovercraft:9.4
Speed:Speed Is Not Important!
Design:A Hovercraft!What Else U Want?
Rareness:Almost Impossible(without Cheat)
Recommendation:Very High-Uncontrollable,just right for killing
innocent pedestrians!

Next ones Up!

Alpha:8.3
Speed:Cool
Design:Looks Japanese
Rareness:If your not hallucinating,rare
Recommendation:Mediocre

Bandito: 9.5/10.0
Speed:Dang Fast
Design:A TopModel Car!
Rareness:Only 3 In Whole Game!
Recommendation:Ultimate



Sunday, October 28, 2007

Worst Games Of All Time : Episode II : Superman 64 Review

Hi,if you would like to read more about games that can mentally let you commit suicide (bad games) then look at these other neat and fine articles (reviews) about the worst video games of all time.

Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. The Extra Terrestrial <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 (your reading it , bub)<====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====

====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====

This happens when you play Superman 64,also known as Superman:The New Superman Adventures.Considered the -Worst Game Of All TIME-,Superman 64 sucks pumpkin seeds.
Superman,the western icon of drunkenness,power and disastrous games makes a appearance on
the beloved Nintendo 64.I would say -Worst Game On A Nintendo Console-.Nintendo is known
for its quality games and Gamesdevolper named it the best gaming developer of quarter 1,2 and 3 of 2007.

The Man Of Steel has over 300 Superabbilities like X-Ray Sight,but game rarely uses any other
abilities than flying.This is how response sarcastic:

Yay,one more good game!My game E.T. was destroyed by Hulk,so i bought Superman 64!
So here are the facts:You can play as Superman in 14 Levels.14 Levels of Explosions and action
packed flights!Use Supermans Abilities to defeat the monkey-brained mazes of Mr.Lex!
Pick up useful cars and items!I have Titus advertisement everywhere!!Because this game rules!
Up to Four Players!And of course i will find 3 People that want to play this brilliant masterpiece!
S-man really runs fast with his cool and realistic hypersonic run abilities!And you can throw
stuff.Do believe that THIS is a highlight.As you there are no other games were you can throw
stuff!Hhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Superman 64,the game that defined a generation of unsurpassed gameplay!
A milestone in video game graphics!The Game,the legend and the rings!
If you don't like this you are:Mr.Unimportant!
First of all the gameplay.The masterful controls will carry you by assault!!
Lots of obstacles waiting to be killed!Notable things are the ease of flying like a drunk
skunk(drunk skunk,it RHYMES) or the breathtaking graphics of this very accepted game.
Please take a moment of silence for the victory of this glorified game!Now comes my favorite part:
-The Fight Moves-Notice the addicting melee attacks of superman!!
-The Giant Drunk Eels-Like everything else in the game,they are drunk!!
-The Explosions-
-The Rings-
-The Rings-
-The Rings-
-The Car Chases-
-The Flawless Fights!-
-The Fluid Movements-

Now the positive aspects of this milestone:
-Unsurpassed Visuals-
-Giant Drunk Eels-
-The Hula Hoops-
-Ice Breath-
-Titus-

Now to the negative aspects:
-May Cause Seizures
-May Cause Nausea
-May Cause Irritation
-May Cause Diarrhea
-May Cause Depression
-May Cause Hydrophobia
-May Cause Malaria
-May Cause Ligament Rupture

Now its Gamesfurks turn:
I rate this sucker a

Rating:0.0/10.0

Gamesfurk Poll Summary Nm. 3

Gamesfurk Poll Summary
Question:Best Wii Game?

Tony Hawks Downhill Jam
7 (33%)
The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
10 (47%)
Call Of Duty IV
6 (28%)
Red Steel
6 (28%)
Super Paper Mario
8 (38%)
Wario Ware Smooth Moves
7 (33%)
Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition
7 (33%)
Super Mario Galaxy
11 (52%)
Boogie
5 (23%)
Bleach:Shattered Blades
6 (28%)
Need For Speed Pro Speed
9 (42%)

And the winners are:3.Need For Speed Pro Speed 2.The Legend Of Zelda Twilight Princess
1.Super Mario Galaxy

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Worst Games Of All Time : Episode I : E.T.:The Extra Terrestrial

Hi,if you would like to read more about games that can mentally let you commit suicide (Games) then look at these other neat and fine articles (reviews) about the worst video games of all time.


Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. : The Extra Terrestrial (Your reading it , bub) <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 <====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====

====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====
...... Now to the review ................

After this Title-Screen,the -Worst Game Of All Time- was born.The Movie was
kind of like mediocre,but the game was a new level that was unseen to the
human race.And if you think i mean a positive kind of -New Level-,you may
attempt suicide or burn to death or die because of the Californian Wildfires.................................
or ride a fart pony called death.

Because of this game,this one **stard game,the video games died out.Became extinct.You can
call it -The Video Game Crash of 1983.Kids out there cried because of the sad but good
movie.Some Kids out there cried because there parents sold there Atari 2600 because of this
game.

Because of this gameplay,they buried five million cartridges in a New Mexico Desert.
This is how a stupid unimportant non-geek would response to this game:

I played a piece of heaven.Its incredible graphics are revolutionary for its time,the action
packed breathtaking Gameplay,its over the average sound effects and its superb box art.
This game makes me love the cartridge.Every year i go to New Mexico to take a ET cartridge.
I would give away everything non-Atari related for this game.I just want to tell you that this...............................................................................................................................................................

This is how i would talk on:

THIS GAME SUCKS.THE WORST GAME EVER. IF YOU OWN THIS ONE,BURN IT.
BUT I´M 25 YEARS TOO LATE.-Slowmotion-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!IF YOU
LIVE IN A DESERT IN NEW MEXICO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE,NO MATTER IF IT IS
THE LAST THING YOU EVER WOULD DO NO MATTER IF YOU LEFT YOUR JOB OR
FAMILY BEHIND.IF YOU BOUGHT THIS ONE,GO CHANGE YOUR NAME AND MOVE TO
SIBERIA!ET STILL HAUNTS MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES THIS GAME MAKES PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE OF CHEESY VOMIT GRAPHICS,BORING GAMEPLAY,STUPID
SOUND-EFFECTS AND THIS STUPID GAME IS A GOOD EXAMPLE TO GAMING
DEVELOPERS WHO HAVE LESS THAN zero IQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I
WOULD RATHER EAT A SKUNK WITHS DIABETES!I WOULD RATHER SWIM IN A
TOXIC AND RADIOACTIVE SWIMMING POOL!

Now if you still think it cant be so bad,read on.I recommend to go to your local
psychologist and stay there. -4EVER-
Now:

You land with a really little mothership.Than you walk with hypersonic speeds.If your lucky
enough to know that your only objective is too collect the crappy (probally made in China) pixel
dots which should build a cellular phone that would call the spaceship,you would go find dots.
But,the dark green areas are holes.If you fall into one of these crappy sound effect can be heard.
You should stretch your gigantic neck to escape the stupid cheep hole.But be beware,the logical
ability to fly is as easy as it seems to be.There are doctors,twerps,policemen and firefighters
that follow you and kidnap you to a building without any sense what so ever.
So all in all,I rate this "game" a

Rating0.0/10.0

Friday, October 26, 2007

Worst Movie Game Of All Time


Bebe Kids:Somes gangsta kids
beat them up.

Cat-Woman:This Game LOOKS good,
bu it is not good.This Game Me Want
Tooo WANT DROWN KITTENS.

Back To The Future.I had this one,and i burned it!

Street Fighter:The Movie:The Game
Movie or Game?

Fight Club:.:Suicide:.

E.T.:The Movie is a MASTERPIECE,but
admit it,the game devolperes
were on crack.


Mario Gone Wii-ld

Worst Games Of All Time Reviews Num. 1

Catfight:
The worst Fighting-Genre
game ever!!Its really hard,
and is called .:Ultimate Female Best Game:.
All the signature moves in this game are STOLEN.
From Ryus Shuriken til Scorpions Hook Shot.
But unfortunally,theres is no fun.

Controls:ITS SO BAD,I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IT.

Gameplay:BOO!THE EASY DIFFILCULTY
IS SO EASY,THE OPPONENT ONLY
STANDS THERE.NOT KIDDING.




Thursday, October 25, 2007

Worst Game Titles Of All Time

Worst Game Titles Of All Time


.:Jumpman:.
Well its a man,and he jumps.

.:Silhouette Mirage:Reprogrammed Hope:.
Ooookay,with all my English abilities i will hope to
jackpot this one.
The first word means outline.Do´h !

.:Um Jammer Lammer:.
Um,what the hell!

.:Ninja Hamster:.
Ninjas don't have fur!
As much as i know.

.:Iggys Wrecking Balls:.
Ouch,hopefully i will never meet Iggy

.:Fighting Golf:.
Tiger Woods vs. Richard Quest
Quest:A eagle busta !
Woods:You ain't never gonna beat the Wood!
Quest:We will see about that bum!
......Fighting Scenes(Wood does a Brutality)!........

.:Eggs Of Steel:.
Eggs Of Steel+Bite=Timberteeth

.:No one can stop Mr.Domino:.
Except 8 Billion humans.And worst
of all he knows your address!

.:Totally Rad:.
Totally cheap,lousy,and cheesy.mmmmm,Cheeeeeseee.

.:Nuts and Milk:.
No Comment.

.:If It Moves Shoot It:.
Well,if lives,shoot it again







Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Best Games Of All Time Version 1.1

The Best Games Of All Time Version 1.1


1.Super Mario Galaxy-Wii

2.Chrono Trigger-SNES

3.Super Mario World-Snes

4.Super Mario 64- N64

5.The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina Of Time- N64

6.The Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess- Wii

7.Resident Evil 4:Wii Edition-Wii

8. Chrono Cross-PS

9.Tetris- GameBoy

10. Mega-Man -Gameboy

11.Pokemon Emerald-Gameboy Advanced

12.Final Fantasy V -SNES

13.Halo 3-Xbox 360

14.Gta San Andreas-PS2

15.Wario Land-Game Boy

16.Golden Eye 007-N64

17.Metroid Prime-GC

18.Super Metroid-SNES

19.Halo Combat Envolved-Xbox

20.Paper Mario-N64

21.Ninja Gaiden-PS3

22.BioShock-PC

23.Soul Calibur-DC

24.Sonic the Hedgehog-Genesis

25.Gunstar Heroes-Genesis

26.Gears Of War-Xbox360

27.Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4-DC

28.Street Fighter-Snes

29.Gunstar Future Heroes-Gba

30.Mortal Kombat-Snes

31.Resident Evil Code:Veronica-DC

32.Rayman 2-The Great Escape-DC

33.Half-Life-Pc

34.Grandia-Saturn

35.Pro Evolution Soccer 8