Saturday, October 27, 2007

Worst Games Of All Time : Episode I : E.T.:The Extra Terrestrial

Hi,if you would like to read more about games that can mentally let you commit suicide (Games) then look at these other neat and fine articles (reviews) about the worst video games of all time.


Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. : The Extra Terrestrial (Your reading it , bub) <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 <====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====

====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====
...... Now to the review ................

After this Title-Screen,the -Worst Game Of All Time- was born.The Movie was
kind of like mediocre,but the game was a new level that was unseen to the
human race.And if you think i mean a positive kind of -New Level-,you may
attempt suicide or burn to death or die because of the Californian Wildfires.................................
or ride a fart pony called death.

Because of this game,this one **stard game,the video games died out.Became extinct.You can
call it -The Video Game Crash of 1983.Kids out there cried because of the sad but good
movie.Some Kids out there cried because there parents sold there Atari 2600 because of this
game.

Because of this gameplay,they buried five million cartridges in a New Mexico Desert.
This is how a stupid unimportant non-geek would response to this game:

I played a piece of heaven.Its incredible graphics are revolutionary for its time,the action
packed breathtaking Gameplay,its over the average sound effects and its superb box art.
This game makes me love the cartridge.Every year i go to New Mexico to take a ET cartridge.
I would give away everything non-Atari related for this game.I just want to tell you that this...............................................................................................................................................................

This is how i would talk on:

THIS GAME SUCKS.THE WORST GAME EVER. IF YOU OWN THIS ONE,BURN IT.
BUT I´M 25 YEARS TOO LATE.-Slowmotion-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!IF YOU
LIVE IN A DESERT IN NEW MEXICO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE,NO MATTER IF IT IS
THE LAST THING YOU EVER WOULD DO NO MATTER IF YOU LEFT YOUR JOB OR
FAMILY BEHIND.IF YOU BOUGHT THIS ONE,GO CHANGE YOUR NAME AND MOVE TO
SIBERIA!ET STILL HAUNTS MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES THIS GAME MAKES PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE OF CHEESY VOMIT GRAPHICS,BORING GAMEPLAY,STUPID
SOUND-EFFECTS AND THIS STUPID GAME IS A GOOD EXAMPLE TO GAMING
DEVELOPERS WHO HAVE LESS THAN zero IQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I
WOULD RATHER EAT A SKUNK WITHS DIABETES!I WOULD RATHER SWIM IN A
TOXIC AND RADIOACTIVE SWIMMING POOL!

Now if you still think it cant be so bad,read on.I recommend to go to your local
psychologist and stay there. -4EVER-
Now:

You land with a really little mothership.Than you walk with hypersonic speeds.If your lucky
enough to know that your only objective is too collect the crappy (probally made in China) pixel
dots which should build a cellular phone that would call the spaceship,you would go find dots.
But,the dark green areas are holes.If you fall into one of these crappy sound effect can be heard.
You should stretch your gigantic neck to escape the stupid cheep hole.But be beware,the logical
ability to fly is as easy as it seems to be.There are doctors,twerps,policemen and firefighters
that follow you and kidnap you to a building without any sense what so ever.
So all in all,I rate this "game" a

Rating0.0/10.0

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