Worst Games Of All Time : Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler

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====> Episode I : E.T. The Extra Terrestrial <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 <====
====>Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler (Your reading it ) <====
====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====
...... Now to the review it´s................

Bad Street Brawler

As the title tells you , this game completely sucks donkey butts . This game is bad , but I mean it in another way. I mean it in a crappy way . They mean it in a cool way . Even stupid kids who enjoy watching Zoey 101 (Yup , thats right . I know that this show still exists) on TeenNick would know that this so called ""game" (I would call it total failure made by total failures ) is bad .

Bad Street Brawler is an insanely cute beat-'em-up horizontal scroller for the NES . You play as the role of an former punk rocker and the world's coolest martial arts vigilante ! I would call him a complete hobo who should be kicked in the balls by the best Shaolin-Monk .

Note that this game is completely controlled by the power glove . They go well together , because none of ´em work.

You must venture through the 10 levels, each of which has its own super-ridiculous moves and punches, kicking the crap out of everyone and everything you see . And right down to the banana-throwing gorillas, it's a perfect recreation of real life ghetto streets.

You actually try pretty hard to brawl your way through the streets. Your days as a punk rocker didn't do much to prepare you for a life of high action karate battles. There are girl scouts born with flippers that can punch better than DUKE DAVIS. Another muscle spasm he incorporated into his martial arts technique was falling over in a move that looked like it was hardly even trying to be a kick. The local animal control probably could have taken care of the puppy infestation on Bad Street a long time ago if they knew all they had to do was wander around in a diaper and have clumsy seizures.

The game opens with the soon-to-be-famous proverb, "Never Trouble Trouble Til Trouble Troubles You." Of course, it's pretty hypocritical since dressing up in a yellow diaper and kicking any random midget you see is just blatantly Troubling Trouble.