Saturday, October 27, 2007

Worst Games Of All Time : Episode I : E.T.:The Extra Terrestrial

Hi,if you would like to read more about games that can mentally let you commit suicide (Games) then look at these other neat and fine articles (reviews) about the worst video games of all time.


Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. : The Extra Terrestrial (Your reading it , bub) <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 <====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====

====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====
...... Now to the review ................

After this Title-Screen,the -Worst Game Of All Time- was born.The Movie was
kind of like mediocre,but the game was a new level that was unseen to the
human race.And if you think i mean a positive kind of -New Level-,you may
attempt suicide or burn to death or die because of the Californian Wildfires.................................
or ride a fart pony called death.

Because of this game,this one **stard game,the video games died out.Became extinct.You can
call it -The Video Game Crash of 1983.Kids out there cried because of the sad but good
movie.Some Kids out there cried because there parents sold there Atari 2600 because of this
game.

Because of this gameplay,they buried five million cartridges in a New Mexico Desert.
This is how a stupid unimportant non-geek would response to this game:

I played a piece of heaven.Its incredible graphics are revolutionary for its time,the action
packed breathtaking Gameplay,its over the average sound effects and its superb box art.
This game makes me love the cartridge.Every year i go to New Mexico to take a ET cartridge.
I would give away everything non-Atari related for this game.I just want to tell you that this...............................................................................................................................................................

This is how i would talk on:

THIS GAME SUCKS.THE WORST GAME EVER. IF YOU OWN THIS ONE,BURN IT.
BUT I´M 25 YEARS TOO LATE.-Slowmotion-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!IF YOU
LIVE IN A DESERT IN NEW MEXICO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE,NO MATTER IF IT IS
THE LAST THING YOU EVER WOULD DO NO MATTER IF YOU LEFT YOUR JOB OR
FAMILY BEHIND.IF YOU BOUGHT THIS ONE,GO CHANGE YOUR NAME AND MOVE TO
SIBERIA!ET STILL HAUNTS MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES THIS GAME MAKES PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE OF CHEESY VOMIT GRAPHICS,BORING GAMEPLAY,STUPID
SOUND-EFFECTS AND THIS STUPID GAME IS A GOOD EXAMPLE TO GAMING
DEVELOPERS WHO HAVE LESS THAN zero IQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I
WOULD RATHER EAT A SKUNK WITHS DIABETES!I WOULD RATHER SWIM IN A
TOXIC AND RADIOACTIVE SWIMMING POOL!

Now if you still think it cant be so bad,read on.I recommend to go to your local
psychologist and stay there. -4EVER-
Now:

You land with a really little mothership.Than you walk with hypersonic speeds.If your lucky
enough to know that your only objective is too collect the crappy (probally made in China) pixel
dots which should build a cellular phone that would call the spaceship,you would go find dots.
But,the dark green areas are holes.If you fall into one of these crappy sound effect can be heard.
You should stretch your gigantic neck to escape the stupid cheep hole.But be beware,the logical
ability to fly is as easy as it seems to be.There are doctors,twerps,policemen and firefighters
that follow you and kidnap you to a building without any sense what so ever.
So all in all,I rate this "game" a

Rating0.0/10.0

Friday, October 26, 2007

Worst Movie Game Of All Time


Bebe Kids:Somes gangsta kids
beat them up.

Cat-Woman:This Game LOOKS good,
bu it is not good.This Game Me Want
Tooo WANT DROWN KITTENS.

Back To The Future.I had this one,and i burned it!

Street Fighter:The Movie:The Game
Movie or Game?

Fight Club:.:Suicide:.

E.T.:The Movie is a MASTERPIECE,but
admit it,the game devolperes
were on crack.


Mario Gone Wii-ld

Worst Games Of All Time Reviews Num. 1

Catfight:
The worst Fighting-Genre
game ever!!Its really hard,
and is called .:Ultimate Female Best Game:.
All the signature moves in this game are STOLEN.
From Ryus Shuriken til Scorpions Hook Shot.
But unfortunally,theres is no fun.

Controls:ITS SO BAD,I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IT.

Gameplay:BOO!THE EASY DIFFILCULTY
IS SO EASY,THE OPPONENT ONLY
STANDS THERE.NOT KIDDING.




Thursday, October 25, 2007

Worst Game Titles Of All Time

Worst Game Titles Of All Time


.:Jumpman:.
Well its a man,and he jumps.

.:Silhouette Mirage:Reprogrammed Hope:.
Ooookay,with all my English abilities i will hope to
jackpot this one.
The first word means outline.Do´h !

.:Um Jammer Lammer:.
Um,what the hell!

.:Ninja Hamster:.
Ninjas don't have fur!
As much as i know.

.:Iggys Wrecking Balls:.
Ouch,hopefully i will never meet Iggy

.:Fighting Golf:.
Tiger Woods vs. Richard Quest
Quest:A eagle busta !
Woods:You ain't never gonna beat the Wood!
Quest:We will see about that bum!
......Fighting Scenes(Wood does a Brutality)!........

.:Eggs Of Steel:.
Eggs Of Steel+Bite=Timberteeth

.:No one can stop Mr.Domino:.
Except 8 Billion humans.And worst
of all he knows your address!

.:Totally Rad:.
Totally cheap,lousy,and cheesy.mmmmm,Cheeeeeseee.

.:Nuts and Milk:.
No Comment.

.:If It Moves Shoot It:.
Well,if lives,shoot it again







Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Best Games Of All Time Version 1.1

The Best Games Of All Time Version 1.1


1.Super Mario Galaxy-Wii

2.Chrono Trigger-SNES

3.Super Mario World-Snes

4.Super Mario 64- N64

5.The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina Of Time- N64

6.The Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess- Wii

7.Resident Evil 4:Wii Edition-Wii

8. Chrono Cross-PS

9.Tetris- GameBoy

10. Mega-Man -Gameboy

11.Pokemon Emerald-Gameboy Advanced

12.Final Fantasy V -SNES

13.Halo 3-Xbox 360

14.Gta San Andreas-PS2

15.Wario Land-Game Boy

16.Golden Eye 007-N64

17.Metroid Prime-GC

18.Super Metroid-SNES

19.Halo Combat Envolved-Xbox

20.Paper Mario-N64

21.Ninja Gaiden-PS3

22.BioShock-PC

23.Soul Calibur-DC

24.Sonic the Hedgehog-Genesis

25.Gunstar Heroes-Genesis

26.Gears Of War-Xbox360

27.Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4-DC

28.Street Fighter-Snes

29.Gunstar Future Heroes-Gba

30.Mortal Kombat-Snes

31.Resident Evil Code:Veronica-DC

32.Rayman 2-The Great Escape-DC

33.Half-Life-Pc

34.Grandia-Saturn

35.Pro Evolution Soccer 8



Bafta Video Game Awards

This is the B.a.f.t.a. Awards List.Enjoy!

Action and adventure

Winner: Crackdown (Realtime Worlds)

Gears of War (Epic Games)
God of War 2 (SCE Santa Monica Studio)
Orange Box (Valve)
Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction (SCE Foster City Studio & Insomniac)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Nintendo)

Artistic achievement
Winner: Okami (Clover(Capcom))

BioShock (2K Boston/2K Australia)
Heavenly Sword (Ninja Theory)
Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction (SCE Foster City Studio & Insomniac)
Skate (EA Black Box)
Viva Piñata (Rare)

Best game
Winner: BioShock (2K Boston/2K Australia)

Crysis (Crytek)
Gears of War (Epic Games)
Guitar Hero II (Harmonix)
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men (Eidos)
Wii Sports (Nintendo)

Casual
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

SingStar (SCE London Studio)
Big Brain Academy for Wii (Nintendo)
Cake Mania (Digital Embryo)
Guitar Hero II (Harmonix)
More Brain Training (Nintendo)

Gameplay
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

Crackdown (Realtime Worlds)
Gears of War (Epic Games)
Sega Rally (SEGA Racing Studio)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Nintendo)
Warhawk (Incognito)

Innovation
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

fl0w (SCE Santa Monica Studio/Thatgamecompany)
Okami (Clover(Capcom))
Super Paper Mario (Intelligent Systems)
The Eye of Judgement (SCE Japan Studio)
Trauma Center: Second Opinion (Atlus USA)

Multiplayer
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

Battlefield 2142 (EA Dice)
Crackdown (Realtime Worlds)
Guitar Hero II (Harmonix)
World in Conflict (Massive Entertainment)
World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade (Blizzard Entertainment)

Original score
Winner: Okami (Clover (Capcom))

Final Fantasy XII (Final Fantasy XII Project Team)
God of War 2 (SCE Santa Monica Studio)
Lair (SCE Foster City Studio & Factor 5)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Nintendo)
Viva Piñata (Rare)

Sports
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

Football Manager 2008 (Sports Interactive)
Colin McRae: DiRT (Codemasters)
FIFA 08 (EA Chicago)
MotorStorm (SCE External Development Studio & Evolution)
Virtua Tennis 3 (Sumo Digital)

Strategy and simulation
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

Command & Conquer: Tiberium Wars (Electronic Arts LA)
Forza Motorsport 2 (Turn 10) Medieval II: Total War Kingdoms (The Creative Assembly)
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas (Ubisoft Studios (Montreal))
World in Conflict (Massive Entertainment)

Story and character
Winner: God of War 2 (SCE Santa Monica Studio)

Final Fantasy XII (Final Fantasy XII Project Team)
Heavenly Sword (Ninja Theory)
Okami Clover (Capcom))
The Darkness (Starbreeze Studios)
The Simpsons Game (EA)

Technical achievement
Winner: God of War 2 (SCE Santa Monica Studio)

Crackdown (Realtime Worlds)
Gears of War Epic Games)
MotorStorm (SCE External Development Studio/Evolution)
Okami (Clover(Capcom))
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (Naughty Dog)

Use of audio
Winner: Crackdown (Realtime Worlds)

Elite Beat Agents (iNiS)
Gears of War (Epic Games)
God of War 2 (SCE Santa Monica Studio)
Guitar Hero II (Harmonix)
skate (EA Black Box)

BAFTA One's To Watch Award (in association with Dare to Be Digital)
Winner: Ragnarawk (Voodoo Boogy)

ClimbActic (Carebox)
Bear Go Home (Phoenix Seed)

The PC World Gamers Award (voted for by the public)
Winner: Football Manager 2007 (Sports Interactive)

Dr Kawashima's Brain Training (Nintendo)
FIFA 07 (EA Canada)
Gears of War (Epic Games)
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (Rockstar Leeds)
Resistance: Fall of Man (Insomniac)
Wii Play (Nintendo)

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Super Mario Galaxy Preview

This is a preview of the maybe best game of the year.
I currently think that this video games will be on the list:


2007.:Best Games of the Year:.2007
Halo 3
BioShock
Paper Mario
Ninja Gaiden Sigma
Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition
WarioWare:Smooth Moves
The Orange Box,
The Legend of Zelda:Phantom Hourglass
Super Mario Galaxy can be a game rated 9.5 and higher out of 10!

Now enough chattering,its
Preview Time!

Super Mario Galaxy
is a highly respected
3-D Platformer.Dude,the
pre-ordering is just as much
as Hairy Potty!(HATE THIS BOOK!!!)

Well,most of gameplay happens outer space (duh),
flying from planet to planet,jumping and launching
yourself to unknown planets,transforming into a Bee,
gathering items,and defeating old foes.
Gravity also features a big role.
Like almost all Mario Games,the
objective is to find (or retrieve,what ever you call it)
Stars spread into six areas,40 galaxies and 120 Stars.
And this weird Energy Bar (Power Meter) is back again!


Mario has jumping abilities like never before.
First of all his trademark .:Triple Jump:.,
After that the Wall Kicker called .:Wall Jump::,
and also the normal and double jump.
But Swait they are still
Jumps like the.:Sommersault:. , .:U Jump:.,
.:Ground Pound Smack Jump:. and the
.:Long Jump:. .
Additionaly, the newest Jumps is the:
.:High Backflip:.
Marios attack except the stomp or jump is a Spin-Move.

The game will also have a .:Bee Mushroom:.
(which transforms you into a bee)
and the old .:Fire Flower:. and
.:Super Mushroom:. are back!
There is also a .:Ice Flower:. ,
which also Mario to freeze the water into icy platforms.

Well thats all folks.See you never again!!!!!!









Monday, October 22, 2007

Game of the Week


The Game of the week is:

Pro Evolution Soccer Deluxe

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Gamesfurk Poll Summary Num. 2

Gamesfurk Poll Summary:
Question:Game of the Month?

Super Mario 64: 5 Votes(23%)
Twilight Princess: 11 Votes (52%)
Gta SA: 4 Votes(19%)
Wii Play: 1 Vote(4%)

Thanks for everybody who participated!

Please come again!

Boogie Review

Boogie is a music related game made by Electronic Arts.It is also announced that this game is going to come out for DS and PlayStation 2.
It can be a Karaoke game or Dance game as well.

Mentionable Songs:

Boogie Oogie Oogie
Celebration
Karma Chameleon
Kung Fu Fighting
Lets Get It Started


Rating;2.0(sucks!)



Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 Preview


Pes 2008 is the newest installment of the Pro Evolution Soccer Series.It is Soccer
related and made by Konami.The Game was officially announced June 18 2007.
The game will be released for Windows,PlayStation 2,PlayStation 3,Xbox 360,Nintendo DS
and the Wii.The Release Dates are:

Flag of Europe - 26 October 2007
Flag of the United States - Spring 2008
Flag of Australia - 2 November 2007

New Features:

-Lots of new licensed Teams.
-24 Stadiums for the PS2 Version
-Database will be accurate 31 August
-World Tour for PlayStation 2 Version
-Increased Dribble Technics
-Facial Import
- 15 Stadiums for Wii,Ps3,360


Licensed Leagues:

-La Liga (Spain)
-Ligue 1 (France)
-Serie A (Italy)
-Eredivisie (Holland)

Fully Licensed Teams:


-F.C. Bayern München -Celtic
-Anderlecht -Rangers
-Club Brugge -AIK Fotboll
-Dynamo Zagreb -Hammarby
-Red Star Belgrad -Newcastle United
-Spartak Moscow -Tottenham Hotspur
-Porto -Boca Juniors
-Benefica -River Plate
-Lokomotiv Moscow -São Paulo
-Sporting Lissabon -Internacional
-Galatasaray -Rosenborg
-Fenerbahçe -Dynamo Kiew
- Beşiktaş -Basek
-AEK Athens -Olympiacos
-Panathinaikos -Wisla Krakow
-HJK Helinski -Goeteborg
-Copenhagen -Helsingborg



So thats all Information I have.

Im going to buy this one for the Wii!















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