Worst Games Of All Time : Episode III : Pac-Man For The Atari 2600

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Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. The Extra Terrestrial <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 <====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 (Your reading it) <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====
====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====
...... Now to the review it´s.................

Pac-Man (Atari 2600)

"What !? " , you might ask yourself . "Pac-Man being a bad game !!? " Pac-Man is good . No not good , but revolutionary . At least the arcade-version. But the Atari 2600 version is bad . No not
bad , but awfully terrible.This game sucks and every single cartridge should be destroyed by Pac-Man himself . Shame yourself, Atari 2600 developers . You`ve killed your freakin´ mascot ! You´ve killed the video gaming industry ! Without Nintendo ( I call them " Holy N " ) you`d be a company filled with useless developers who make useless games ! Atari SUCKS ! Hell,I would say the only good Atari game is the original arcade Pac-Man ! Now let`s go on to the actual game.....

Pac-Man 2600 was released in the year 1981 by ..... (you can guess three times) A.T.A.R.I. which actually means:

• Awkward weirdos who should get a life.
• Titanium cartridge suckin´ b**tar**s
• Awkward weirdos who use the letter A two times in a word and find falling down a cliff while playing E.T and fighting versus wise ninja-girls armed with a AK-47 boring
  
• Rude guys who really need to go to a mental hospital , because their video games suck so hard , even the makers of Bible Adventures could almost laugh them out (ironically,almost)
• Interesting games which can cause severe diarrhea
  

The poor port is blamed on the A.T.A.R.I. marketing department's rush to bring the game to the market. They asked the developers to take drugs , so that the quality of the game could significantly rise . After that they asked the developers to ruin their company with there own mascot. This game and E.T. probably caused the video game crash of 1983. This huge mess just destroyed (Note:This word is to "not offensive and/or cool " . I would rather use "eliminate" or "neutralize" ) customer loyalty to A.T.A.R.I. and the whole freakin` awesome video game industry !!

The ghosts were blue,pink,red and orange (as far as I can remember) . But in this port the ghosts have got blinkers which blink blue,red,pink and orange lights respectively . It really maked you hypnotized and the flicker also induced seizures , because the ghosts tried so hard and believed in them selfs . They try to let you die and end in a grave.The eyes of the ghosts on the 2600 port spin constantly, while the eyes of the monster in the arcade game indicate their direction of movement.

There also are stupid ghosts (who just randomly go through the maze) , fast ghosts (as the name indicates,fast) and last and least, smart ghosts who trie to find the fastest way to you .

Rating: Dude/Dudet , I recommend you send your copies of the game back to Atari (or whats left of the freakin company) and play the arcade version . Otherwise , if you don`t a bunch of goverment guys will come and try to place you in a hospital where dangerous stupidos live .

I give this black sheep a ......

0.1/10.0 (The .1 is for Pac-Man . Pac-Man , if you read this please remember that you have to reach for the rainbows and please,please, I´m beggin` ya , don`t kill a console. )

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Worst Games Of All Time : Episode I : E.T.:The Extra Terrestrial

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Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. : The Extra Terrestrial (Your reading it , bub) <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 <====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====
====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====
...... Now to the review ................

After this Title-Screen,the -Worst Game Of All Time- was born.The Movie was
kind of like mediocre,but the game was a new level that was unseen to the
human race.And if you think i mean a positive kind of -New Level-,you may
attempt suicide or burn to death or die because of the Californian Wildfires.................................
or ride a fart pony called death.

Because of this game,this one **stard game,the video games died out.Became extinct.You can
call it -The Video Game Crash of 1983.Kids out there cried because of the sad but good
movie.Some Kids out there cried because there parents sold there Atari 2600 because of this
game.

Because of this gameplay,they buried five million cartridges in a New Mexico Desert.
This is how a stupid unimportant non-geek would response to this game:

I played a piece of heaven.Its incredible graphics are revolutionary for its time,the action
packed breathtaking Gameplay,its over the average sound effects and its superb box art.
This game makes me love the cartridge.Every year i go to New Mexico to take a ET cartridge.
I would give away everything non-Atari related for this game.I just want to tell you that this...............................................................................................................................................................

This is how i would talk on:

THIS GAME SUCKS.THE WORST GAME EVER. IF YOU OWN THIS ONE,BURN IT.
BUT I´M 25 YEARS TOO LATE.-Slowmotion-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!IF YOU
LIVE IN A DESERT IN NEW MEXICO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE,NO MATTER IF IT IS
THE LAST THING YOU EVER WOULD DO NO MATTER IF YOU LEFT YOUR JOB OR
FAMILY BEHIND.IF YOU BOUGHT THIS ONE,GO CHANGE YOUR NAME AND MOVE TO
SIBERIA!ET STILL HAUNTS MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES THIS GAME MAKES PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE OF CHEESY VOMIT GRAPHICS,BORING GAMEPLAY,STUPID
SOUND-EFFECTS AND THIS STUPID GAME IS A GOOD EXAMPLE TO GAMING
DEVELOPERS WHO HAVE LESS THAN zero IQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I
WOULD RATHER EAT A SKUNK WITHS DIABETES!I WOULD RATHER SWIM IN A
TOXIC AND RADIOACTIVE SWIMMING POOL!

Now if you still think it cant be so bad,read on.I recommend to go to your local
psychologist and stay there. -4EVER-
Now:

You land with a really little mothership.Than you walk with hypersonic speeds.If your lucky
enough to know that your only objective is too collect the crappy (probally made in China) pixel
dots which should build a cellular phone that would call the spaceship,you would go find dots.
But,the dark green areas are holes.If you fall into one of these crappy sound effect can be heard.
You should stretch your gigantic neck to escape the stupid cheep hole.But be beware,the logical
ability to fly is as easy as it seems to be.There are doctors,twerps,policemen and firefighters
that follow you and kidnap you to a building without any sense what so ever.
So all in all,I rate this "game" a

Rating0.0/10.0