Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Super Mario Galaxy

Genre: Jump ´n run, Adventure


This Game is the 2.best game ever. This is masterpiece its a must play game.There are planets,one of the planet is even a pokéball-planet! Now comes a mega review.

1.0 Costumes
1.5 Short facts
2.0 Review Part 1
2.5 In the dark vades of the galaxy
2.7 Star? Wait,I am coming!
3.0 Get 'em all !
4.0 Opinions of other people in town.



1.0 Costume

Here are some of the transformation costumes.
______________________________________________________________
Bee-Mario:Buzz around with the Bee-Mario!
Appears:When you get a Bee colored [black-yellow] mushroom.
Again back to Mario:When your been touched or attacked from a foe,fallen down or When you have contact with water.
_________________________________________________________
Fire-Mario:This can shoot fire.You know the old-timer Fire-Mario from Super Mario World.
Appears:When you get a red flower.
Again Back to normal Mario: When the Time limit is over.
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Ghost-Mario:Go through walls with ghost Mario.
Appears:If you get a white mushroom.(with a tongue and look like a ghost).Can fly trough walls
Normal Mario:When your been touched or attacked from a foe,fallen down or When you have contact with water.

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Spring-Mario:Bounce always like a crazy guy with em´.
Appears:If you get a white mushroom (with stripes)
Normal Mario: When your been touched or attacked from a foe,fallen down or When you have contact with water.
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Ice-Mario:Can turn water to ice.Ability to walk at the water.
Appears:When you get a blue flower
Normal Mario:After a time-limit or after you touched a foe.


1.5 Short facts
  • Six galaxys and 120 powerstars
  • Its worth it to play the game two times:)Then comes....
  • Dolby Logic 460 or 16:9
  • Mailtoads messages appear on the Wii Pinboard


2.0 Review Part 1

A game like starbits: Shiny,fascinating ,brilliant!
I analyze, who good really the Mario-Dream(ing good)galaxy is.

These are the best in game minutes until now,that a Mariofan could ask for:
Who touches Super Mario Galaxy for the first time will play a adventure for all his/her senses.
The Wii-epos begins with a unusual sensationally kidnapping-scene of Princess Peach.The story isn't that good,but we understand that they want to come to the point:the titanic gameplay!
I have looked in more than the half (65 powerstars) of the game and i can usure you,that you will know what made Super Mario Galaxy to the best game ever!
(Gamerankings say Ocarina Of Time is slightly ((0,2%)) better)

2.5 In the dark fades of the galaxy

Little cuts for yourselves,a big cut into direction fun:The tempo and the big diversity of the first scenes are extremely high:Bowser shoots meteors like he shooted before from the skys and you run to the excited Toad-hoard to the castle of Princess Peach.Over there the cruel magician Kamek is waiting for you.So many action at the beginning of a Mario-Game was unbelivable.Until now.Additionally the "fast-intro-skip-syndrom" is gone,which only a extrem little amount of games have.After a few minutes,your first task is to be competed:Catch them freakin' rabbits,that are jumpin' around.You said it,I did it and "shupp de wupp" you meet Rosalina,the owner of the observatory.And the player doesn't just only complete a boring
tutorial,no no no,he learns the basics of a masterpiece in a fun,cool,and chic level.

2.7 Star? Wait,i am coming !

The highlight of Super Mario Galaxy is the open gameworld:You can decide anytime which mission you want to take on.Is your task to hard ?Try another galaxy!The location was in
Super Mario 64 the Toadstool-Castle and in Super Mario Sunshine the Delphino Island,but now the location is the star observatory.Sad is that in the real ingame world,you cant explore things like to let the swimming pool dry up like in Super Mario 64.This is one of the reasons , why you don't need a Walktrough to play Super Mario Galaxy . The focus of the game is to explore the new horizons by yourself.The world above is a much smaller than the 64-Bit Toadstool-Castle.
The producers have made their right decision,because you can get closer to the actual key of the game:The powerstars !

3.0 Get ´em all !

120 of the relics are in the Mario-Galaxy.Well,the number didn't really change.To collect these freakin´ pointy stars, you must compete tasks such as:A race versus a well trained ray.In the honey hive galaxy you free the bee queen from five star splitters.Well,you have seen 20 % of the missions kind of like in Super Mario 64.The gameplay of this game is very good,but still in a newly discovered Retro-Mario style.Lack of gameplay is not receivable.

4.0 Opinions from others in town

What a cool game ! Super Mario Galaxy is a must for every Wii-Owner! Not even one level compares with another.With so many game ideas i am asking myself if Miyamoto could ever top this one!


Summary:

  • Leveldesign A+
  • Two times playable
  • Very good balanced difficulty
  • Technical Brilliance in 480p and 16:9
Rating:10.0 Super Mario Galaxy has showed that that the Wii RULES

Friday, November 23, 2007

Mario Kart Wii

Mario Kart 64,Double Dash! and now Kart Wii.Ya all like it,the feeling of hitting the opponent
with a koopa shell.Hold on and here we go:

The motorcycle is truly a status symbol,but not everybody loves this two-wheel ragtop feeling.But in Mario Kart Wii it is going to be a delight!It doesn't matter if you like old-school,PS powerhouse,or motorcycles,all vehicles are adapted so far as i heard real good.So there is fun for everybody!!!

And there are twelve kart drivers at once,so there are four more karts than originally planed.The approved Drivers are All Round Playaz Mario and Luigi, Fat Boyz Bowser,Donkey Kong,Wario,Valuigi and Little Gnomes Baby Luigi,Baby Mario,Peach and...King Boo!!!!!

To be continued...............................................

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Driver Cheats

TMR300866Credits
NJW280172Fast Cars
RUS3LInvincibility
rallyhardInvisible
WAC271074No Police
SSHELLYOpen cheat menu
N3WJ0rkOverhead View
P7ttyRzSkip Interview
ANJW16696Start as wanted person
We4rrqdzTake a ride car select

Age Of Empires II:The Age Of Kings Cheats

Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings Cheat List
Press [Enter] to open the chat window. Then enter one of the following codes to activate its corresponding cheat.
  • 1,000 food: cheese steak jimmy's
  • 1,000 gold: robin hood
  • 1,000 stone: rock on
  • 1,000 wood: lumberjack
  • Commit suicide: wimpywimpywimpy
  • Control animals *: natural wonders
  • Disable Fog of War: polo
  • Full map: marco
  • Instant building: aegis
  • Lose campaign: resign
  • Saboteur unit: to smithereens
  • Shelby AC Cobra: how do you turn this on
  • Slay all opponents: black death
  • Slay select opponent: torpedo <1-8>
  • Useless villager: i love the monkey head
  • Win campaign: i r winner
* But lose control of men.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Jack Thompson: Genius Or Failure? Part 1

"Outspoken anti-games lawyer Jack Thompson has decided that a representation of a 2nd amendment lawyer in GTA IV is a mocking version of him. He has declared that if the representation is not removed he will attempt to block the release. Excerpt from GamePolitics: 'The showcasing play of the game to Game Informer revealed that the first killing mission of the hero of the game, Niko, is to kill a certain lawyer. When Niko comes into this lawyer's office, having used subterfuge to do so, Niko pulls a gun on the lawyer who says, that the firm supports the second amendment and that 'Guns don't kill people. Video games do.'"


-----That's our Jackie alright.A lawyer called Jack Thompson is against
violent video games.Why,you will ask?Well,he was the lawyer of the three parents.The Children of those three parents had teens how deceased at the Heath High Massacre.'Okay'.you must think.'Nothing anti about that'.But then,he accused that the school shooters were 'obsessed' with the game Doom.
----


And so began the story of Mr. Thompson.

To be continued...............

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Feel Good Inc Lyrics

Hahahahahahaha.....

Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake itFeel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good

City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they don’t know wack
So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see.
You won't get out the county, because you're damn --- free.
You've got a new horizon, its ephemeral style,
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, I gotta kiss, because I don’t get sleep, no...

Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking falling down...
Love forever, Love is free
Lets turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land-
Is everybody in?

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Linin' em up like---cracks,
Ladies ponies at the track
it's my chocolate attack.
----, I'm stepping in heart of this here
Carebear bumpin' in the heart of this here
Watch me as I gravitate
hahahahahaa.

Yo, we go ghost town,
this motown,
with your sound
you win the blink.
gon'bite the dust
can't fight with us
with yo sound
you kill the INC.
so don’t stop, get it, get it
until you're cheddar header.
Watch the way I navigate
hahahahahahaa!

Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good

Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking falling down...
Love forever Love is free
Lets turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land-
Is everybody in?


Dont stop, get it, get it,
We are your captains in it. Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahahahhaa

Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your captains in it. Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahhahahahaa

Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good

Ahahahahah...

Best PS3 Game?

Winner:Fifa 08
Vice Slammer:Obilivion
BronzeWon:Ninja Gaiden Sigma

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Stages

Battlefield Delfino Plaza Yoshi’s Island Lylat Cruise

From the original web site http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/index.html

Bridge of Eldin Smashville Rumble Falls Skyworld


Castle Siege WarioWare Pokémon Stadium 2 Battleship Halberd

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Characters

Pit

Ike








This are all the characters that will appear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!


Meta Knight



Snake








Lucas Sonic














Mario Link Kirby










Fox
Zelda











Donkey Kong Yoshi Peach Ice Climbers

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Approved GTA SA EASTEREGGS

Note-The Content From This Post
can not be represented without
permission from this blog.


1.First of all,look at the price menu at any
Burger Shot.It says everything for
69cents.But if you look closely,everything is for
29cents.And with 'everything' i mean burgers like
'Fish ****'.

2.If you look in the sky in Las Venturas,there you can
see something nice.

3.In the German PC Version,if you replay in Catalina
Missions,something gross happens.

4.This one is funny.If you go to
the a camera perspective(that
im not going to tell
which one it is),you will be lucky enough to
look at people attempting
Suicide.

5.In the english version,look what happens
if you have a combine harvester and
run over pedestrians.

6.If you drive inside the police parkinglot in
Los Santos with a police car,you can see a
police officer beating a pedestrian.Rumors
say that it is supposed to be Will Smith.

7.Shoot with the sniper rifle on the moon.

8.Stop the movements for 2-3 minutes.Then CJ
will rap and/or flip out.

9.A import cars driver plate says:ea sucks

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

GTA San Andreas PC Cheats

munasef - Adrenaline effects
ylteicz - Aggressive traffic
speedfreak - All cars have nitrous
xjvsnaj - Always 00:00 or 12:00
ofviac - Always 21:00
hesoyam - Armor, health, and money
cikgcgx - Beach party theme
bgkgtjh - Beater traffic
iowdlac - Black traffic
bagowpg - Bounty on your head
crazytown - Carnival theme
bsxsggc - Cars fly away
iojufzn - City in chaos
kangaroo - CJ jumps higher
alnsfmzo - Cloudy weather
szcmawo - Commit suicide
cpktnwt - Destroy all cars
speeditup - Fast motion
flyingfish - Flying boats
ripazha - Flying cars
cfvfgmj - Foggy weather
mroemzh - Gangs and workers
bifbuzz - Gangs only
professionalkiller - Hitman level in all weapons
xicwmd - Invisible cars
bekknqv - Kinky theme
asnaeb - Lower wanted levell
ouiqdmw - Manual weapon control in cars
cjphonehome - Massive BMX bunny hops
btcdbcb - Maximum fat
cvwkxam - Maximum lung capacity
buffmeup - Maximum muscle
worshipme - Maximum respect
helloladies - Maximum s** appeal
naturaltalent - Maximum vehicle skills
kvgyzqk - No fat or muscle
aeduwnv - No hunger
bluesuedeshoes - Pedestrians are Elvis
bgluawml - Pedestrians attack with guns
foooxft - Pedestrians have weapons
ajlojyqy - Pedestrians riot
pggomoy - Perfect handling
llqpfbn - Pink traffic
osrblhh - Raise wanted level
sjmahpe - Recruit anyone into gang with guns
zsoxfsq - Recruit anyone into gang with rocket launcher
ghosttown - Reduced traffic
bmtpwhr - Rural theme
fvtmnbz - Rural traffic
cwjxuoc - Sandstorm weather
bringiton - Six star wanted level
slowitdown - Slow motion
cqzijmb - Spawn Bloodring Banger
rzhsuew - Spawn Caddy
eegcyxt - Spawn Dozer
ohdude - Spawn Hunter
jumpjet - Spawn Hydra
rocketman - Spawn Jetpack
monstermash - Spawn Monster
aiypwzqp - Spawn Parachute
akjjyglc - Spawn Quad
pdnejoh - Spawn Racecar
vpjtqwv - Spawn Racecar
jqntdmh - Spawn Rancher
aiwprton - Spawn Rhino
aqtbcodx - Spawn Romero
celebritystatus - Spawn Stretch
urkqsrk - Spawn Stunt Plane
amomhrer - Spawn Tanker
truegrime - Spawn Trashmaster
kgggdkp - Spawn Vortex
ysohnul - Speed up time
gusnhde - Sports car traffic
auifrvqs - Rainy weather
mghxyrm - Stormy weather
afzllqll - Sunny weather
iavenjq - Super punches
vkypqcf - Taxi missions completed
zeiivg - Traffic lights remain green
fullclip - Unlimited ammunition
baguvix - Unlimited health
jcnruad - Vehicle of death
icikpyh - Very sunny weather
aezakmi - Wanted level never increases
lxgiwyl - Weapons (tier 1)
kjkszpj - Weapons (tier 2)
uzumymw - Weapons (tier 3)
ninjatown - Yakuza theme

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

GTA SA Best Of The Best Vehicle List Version1.0

Grand Theft Auto S.A. Best Of The Best:
Rating System is X.X(random) out of 10.0
NOTE:I only put vehicles that i drove and love up here.

BF-400: 8.0/10.0
Speed:Quite Fast
Rareness:Most Common Bike
Design:A Cool Japanese-Styled Bike
Recommendation:Mediocre-All-Round

NRG-500: 9.7/10.0
Speed:Hypersonic,Fastest Bike There Ever Was!
Rareness:Almost Extinct!
Design:No Naked Bike,So Its Cool!
Recommendation:Very High-MUST HAVE For Bikers

Sanchez: 8.5/10.0
Speed:Real Fast
Rareness:Not That Rare
Design:A Hot Motocross-Bike
Recommendation:Great!-A Good Stunt Bike For Hills

Now that were the cool bikes.Of course,you like other bikes
too,but I personally favorite these bikes.
Now to the Boats!!


Dinghy:8.0
Speed:Medicore
Rareness:Rare
Design:Crappy
Recommendation:At least its better than the other boats!!

Jetmax:8.7
Speed:Read "Jet"!
Rareness:Rare
Design:A aerodynamic Design
Recommendation:High-A All-Round Bike

Predator:7.6
Speed:Fast
Rareness:Real Common
Design:A Boring Design
Recommendation:Mediocre-Pretty Boring!

Vortex Hovercraft:9.4
Speed:Speed Is Not Important!
Design:A Hovercraft!What Else U Want?
Rareness:Almost Impossible(without Cheat)
Recommendation:Very High-Uncontrollable,just right for killing
innocent pedestrians!

Next ones Up!

Alpha:8.3
Speed:Cool
Design:Looks Japanese
Rareness:If your not hallucinating,rare
Recommendation:Mediocre

Bandito: 9.5/10.0
Speed:Dang Fast
Design:A TopModel Car!
Rareness:Only 3 In Whole Game!
Recommendation:Ultimate



Sunday, October 28, 2007

Worst Games Of All Time : Episode II : Superman 64 Review

Hi,if you would like to read more about games that can mentally let you commit suicide (bad games) then look at these other neat and fine articles (reviews) about the worst video games of all time.

Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. The Extra Terrestrial <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 (your reading it , bub)<====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====

====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====

This happens when you play Superman 64,also known as Superman:The New Superman Adventures.Considered the -Worst Game Of All TIME-,Superman 64 sucks pumpkin seeds.
Superman,the western icon of drunkenness,power and disastrous games makes a appearance on
the beloved Nintendo 64.I would say -Worst Game On A Nintendo Console-.Nintendo is known
for its quality games and Gamesdevolper named it the best gaming developer of quarter 1,2 and 3 of 2007.

The Man Of Steel has over 300 Superabbilities like X-Ray Sight,but game rarely uses any other
abilities than flying.This is how response sarcastic:

Yay,one more good game!My game E.T. was destroyed by Hulk,so i bought Superman 64!
So here are the facts:You can play as Superman in 14 Levels.14 Levels of Explosions and action
packed flights!Use Supermans Abilities to defeat the monkey-brained mazes of Mr.Lex!
Pick up useful cars and items!I have Titus advertisement everywhere!!Because this game rules!
Up to Four Players!And of course i will find 3 People that want to play this brilliant masterpiece!
S-man really runs fast with his cool and realistic hypersonic run abilities!And you can throw
stuff.Do believe that THIS is a highlight.As you there are no other games were you can throw
stuff!Hhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Superman 64,the game that defined a generation of unsurpassed gameplay!
A milestone in video game graphics!The Game,the legend and the rings!
If you don't like this you are:Mr.Unimportant!
First of all the gameplay.The masterful controls will carry you by assault!!
Lots of obstacles waiting to be killed!Notable things are the ease of flying like a drunk
skunk(drunk skunk,it RHYMES) or the breathtaking graphics of this very accepted game.
Please take a moment of silence for the victory of this glorified game!Now comes my favorite part:
-The Fight Moves-Notice the addicting melee attacks of superman!!
-The Giant Drunk Eels-Like everything else in the game,they are drunk!!
-The Explosions-
-The Rings-
-The Rings-
-The Rings-
-The Car Chases-
-The Flawless Fights!-
-The Fluid Movements-

Now the positive aspects of this milestone:
-Unsurpassed Visuals-
-Giant Drunk Eels-
-The Hula Hoops-
-Ice Breath-
-Titus-

Now to the negative aspects:
-May Cause Seizures
-May Cause Nausea
-May Cause Irritation
-May Cause Diarrhea
-May Cause Depression
-May Cause Hydrophobia
-May Cause Malaria
-May Cause Ligament Rupture

Now its Gamesfurks turn:
I rate this sucker a

Rating:0.0/10.0

Gamesfurk Poll Summary Nm. 3

Gamesfurk Poll Summary
Question:Best Wii Game?

Tony Hawks Downhill Jam
7 (33%)
The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
10 (47%)
Call Of Duty IV
6 (28%)
Red Steel
6 (28%)
Super Paper Mario
8 (38%)
Wario Ware Smooth Moves
7 (33%)
Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition
7 (33%)
Super Mario Galaxy
11 (52%)
Boogie
5 (23%)
Bleach:Shattered Blades
6 (28%)
Need For Speed Pro Speed
9 (42%)

And the winners are:3.Need For Speed Pro Speed 2.The Legend Of Zelda Twilight Princess
1.Super Mario Galaxy

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Worst Games Of All Time : Episode I : E.T.:The Extra Terrestrial

Hi,if you would like to read more about games that can mentally let you commit suicide (Games) then look at these other neat and fine articles (reviews) about the worst video games of all time.


Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. : The Extra Terrestrial (Your reading it , bub) <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 <====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====

====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====
...... Now to the review ................

After this Title-Screen,the -Worst Game Of All Time- was born.The Movie was
kind of like mediocre,but the game was a new level that was unseen to the
human race.And if you think i mean a positive kind of -New Level-,you may
attempt suicide or burn to death or die because of the Californian Wildfires.................................
or ride a fart pony called death.

Because of this game,this one **stard game,the video games died out.Became extinct.You can
call it -The Video Game Crash of 1983.Kids out there cried because of the sad but good
movie.Some Kids out there cried because there parents sold there Atari 2600 because of this
game.

Because of this gameplay,they buried five million cartridges in a New Mexico Desert.
This is how a stupid unimportant non-geek would response to this game:

I played a piece of heaven.Its incredible graphics are revolutionary for its time,the action
packed breathtaking Gameplay,its over the average sound effects and its superb box art.
This game makes me love the cartridge.Every year i go to New Mexico to take a ET cartridge.
I would give away everything non-Atari related for this game.I just want to tell you that this...............................................................................................................................................................

This is how i would talk on:

THIS GAME SUCKS.THE WORST GAME EVER. IF YOU OWN THIS ONE,BURN IT.
BUT I´M 25 YEARS TOO LATE.-Slowmotion-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!IF YOU
LIVE IN A DESERT IN NEW MEXICO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE,NO MATTER IF IT IS
THE LAST THING YOU EVER WOULD DO NO MATTER IF YOU LEFT YOUR JOB OR
FAMILY BEHIND.IF YOU BOUGHT THIS ONE,GO CHANGE YOUR NAME AND MOVE TO
SIBERIA!ET STILL HAUNTS MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES THIS GAME MAKES PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE OF CHEESY VOMIT GRAPHICS,BORING GAMEPLAY,STUPID
SOUND-EFFECTS AND THIS STUPID GAME IS A GOOD EXAMPLE TO GAMING
DEVELOPERS WHO HAVE LESS THAN zero IQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I
WOULD RATHER EAT A SKUNK WITHS DIABETES!I WOULD RATHER SWIM IN A
TOXIC AND RADIOACTIVE SWIMMING POOL!

Now if you still think it cant be so bad,read on.I recommend to go to your local
psychologist and stay there. -4EVER-
Now:

You land with a really little mothership.Than you walk with hypersonic speeds.If your lucky
enough to know that your only objective is too collect the crappy (probally made in China) pixel
dots which should build a cellular phone that would call the spaceship,you would go find dots.
But,the dark green areas are holes.If you fall into one of these crappy sound effect can be heard.
You should stretch your gigantic neck to escape the stupid cheep hole.But be beware,the logical
ability to fly is as easy as it seems to be.There are doctors,twerps,policemen and firefighters
that follow you and kidnap you to a building without any sense what so ever.
So all in all,I rate this "game" a

Rating0.0/10.0

Friday, October 26, 2007

Worst Movie Game Of All Time


Bebe Kids:Somes gangsta kids
beat them up.

Cat-Woman:This Game LOOKS good,
bu it is not good.This Game Me Want
Tooo WANT DROWN KITTENS.

Back To The Future.I had this one,and i burned it!

Street Fighter:The Movie:The Game
Movie or Game?

Fight Club:.:Suicide:.

E.T.:The Movie is a MASTERPIECE,but
admit it,the game devolperes
were on crack.


Mario Gone Wii-ld

Worst Games Of All Time Reviews Num. 1

Catfight:
The worst Fighting-Genre
game ever!!Its really hard,
and is called .:Ultimate Female Best Game:.
All the signature moves in this game are STOLEN.
From Ryus Shuriken til Scorpions Hook Shot.
But unfortunally,theres is no fun.

Controls:ITS SO BAD,I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IT.

Gameplay:BOO!THE EASY DIFFILCULTY
IS SO EASY,THE OPPONENT ONLY
STANDS THERE.NOT KIDDING.




Thursday, October 25, 2007

Worst Game Titles Of All Time

Worst Game Titles Of All Time


.:Jumpman:.
Well its a man,and he jumps.

.:Silhouette Mirage:Reprogrammed Hope:.
Ooookay,with all my English abilities i will hope to
jackpot this one.
The first word means outline.Do´h !

.:Um Jammer Lammer:.
Um,what the hell!

.:Ninja Hamster:.
Ninjas don't have fur!
As much as i know.

.:Iggys Wrecking Balls:.
Ouch,hopefully i will never meet Iggy

.:Fighting Golf:.
Tiger Woods vs. Richard Quest
Quest:A eagle busta !
Woods:You ain't never gonna beat the Wood!
Quest:We will see about that bum!
......Fighting Scenes(Wood does a Brutality)!........

.:Eggs Of Steel:.
Eggs Of Steel+Bite=Timberteeth

.:No one can stop Mr.Domino:.
Except 8 Billion humans.And worst
of all he knows your address!

.:Totally Rad:.
Totally cheap,lousy,and cheesy.mmmmm,Cheeeeeseee.

.:Nuts and Milk:.
No Comment.

.:If It Moves Shoot It:.
Well,if lives,shoot it again







Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Best Games Of All Time Version 1.1

The Best Games Of All Time Version 1.1


1.Super Mario Galaxy-Wii

2.Chrono Trigger-SNES

3.Super Mario World-Snes

4.Super Mario 64- N64

5.The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina Of Time- N64

6.The Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess- Wii

7.Resident Evil 4:Wii Edition-Wii

8. Chrono Cross-PS

9.Tetris- GameBoy

10. Mega-Man -Gameboy

11.Pokemon Emerald-Gameboy Advanced

12.Final Fantasy V -SNES

13.Halo 3-Xbox 360

14.Gta San Andreas-PS2

15.Wario Land-Game Boy

16.Golden Eye 007-N64

17.Metroid Prime-GC

18.Super Metroid-SNES

19.Halo Combat Envolved-Xbox

20.Paper Mario-N64

21.Ninja Gaiden-PS3

22.BioShock-PC

23.Soul Calibur-DC

24.Sonic the Hedgehog-Genesis

25.Gunstar Heroes-Genesis

26.Gears Of War-Xbox360

27.Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4-DC

28.Street Fighter-Snes

29.Gunstar Future Heroes-Gba

30.Mortal Kombat-Snes

31.Resident Evil Code:Veronica-DC

32.Rayman 2-The Great Escape-DC

33.Half-Life-Pc

34.Grandia-Saturn

35.Pro Evolution Soccer 8



Bafta Video Game Awards

This is the B.a.f.t.a. Awards List.Enjoy!

Action and adventure

Winner: Crackdown (Realtime Worlds)

Gears of War (Epic Games)
God of War 2 (SCE Santa Monica Studio)
Orange Box (Valve)
Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction (SCE Foster City Studio & Insomniac)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Nintendo)

Artistic achievement
Winner: Okami (Clover(Capcom))

BioShock (2K Boston/2K Australia)
Heavenly Sword (Ninja Theory)
Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction (SCE Foster City Studio & Insomniac)
Skate (EA Black Box)
Viva Piñata (Rare)

Best game
Winner: BioShock (2K Boston/2K Australia)

Crysis (Crytek)
Gears of War (Epic Games)
Guitar Hero II (Harmonix)
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men (Eidos)
Wii Sports (Nintendo)

Casual
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

SingStar (SCE London Studio)
Big Brain Academy for Wii (Nintendo)
Cake Mania (Digital Embryo)
Guitar Hero II (Harmonix)
More Brain Training (Nintendo)

Gameplay
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

Crackdown (Realtime Worlds)
Gears of War (Epic Games)
Sega Rally (SEGA Racing Studio)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Nintendo)
Warhawk (Incognito)

Innovation
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

fl0w (SCE Santa Monica Studio/Thatgamecompany)
Okami (Clover(Capcom))
Super Paper Mario (Intelligent Systems)
The Eye of Judgement (SCE Japan Studio)
Trauma Center: Second Opinion (Atlus USA)

Multiplayer
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

Battlefield 2142 (EA Dice)
Crackdown (Realtime Worlds)
Guitar Hero II (Harmonix)
World in Conflict (Massive Entertainment)
World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade (Blizzard Entertainment)

Original score
Winner: Okami (Clover (Capcom))

Final Fantasy XII (Final Fantasy XII Project Team)
God of War 2 (SCE Santa Monica Studio)
Lair (SCE Foster City Studio & Factor 5)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Nintendo)
Viva Piñata (Rare)

Sports
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

Football Manager 2008 (Sports Interactive)
Colin McRae: DiRT (Codemasters)
FIFA 08 (EA Chicago)
MotorStorm (SCE External Development Studio & Evolution)
Virtua Tennis 3 (Sumo Digital)

Strategy and simulation
Winner: Wii Sports (Nintendo)

Command & Conquer: Tiberium Wars (Electronic Arts LA)
Forza Motorsport 2 (Turn 10) Medieval II: Total War Kingdoms (The Creative Assembly)
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas (Ubisoft Studios (Montreal))
World in Conflict (Massive Entertainment)

Story and character
Winner: God of War 2 (SCE Santa Monica Studio)

Final Fantasy XII (Final Fantasy XII Project Team)
Heavenly Sword (Ninja Theory)
Okami Clover (Capcom))
The Darkness (Starbreeze Studios)
The Simpsons Game (EA)

Technical achievement
Winner: God of War 2 (SCE Santa Monica Studio)

Crackdown (Realtime Worlds)
Gears of War Epic Games)
MotorStorm (SCE External Development Studio/Evolution)
Okami (Clover(Capcom))
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (Naughty Dog)

Use of audio
Winner: Crackdown (Realtime Worlds)

Elite Beat Agents (iNiS)
Gears of War (Epic Games)
God of War 2 (SCE Santa Monica Studio)
Guitar Hero II (Harmonix)
skate (EA Black Box)

BAFTA One's To Watch Award (in association with Dare to Be Digital)
Winner: Ragnarawk (Voodoo Boogy)

ClimbActic (Carebox)
Bear Go Home (Phoenix Seed)

The PC World Gamers Award (voted for by the public)
Winner: Football Manager 2007 (Sports Interactive)

Dr Kawashima's Brain Training (Nintendo)
FIFA 07 (EA Canada)
Gears of War (Epic Games)
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (Rockstar Leeds)
Resistance: Fall of Man (Insomniac)
Wii Play (Nintendo)

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Super Mario Galaxy Preview

This is a preview of the maybe best game of the year.
I currently think that this video games will be on the list:


2007.:Best Games of the Year:.2007
Halo 3
BioShock
Paper Mario
Ninja Gaiden Sigma
Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition
WarioWare:Smooth Moves
The Orange Box,
The Legend of Zelda:Phantom Hourglass
Super Mario Galaxy can be a game rated 9.5 and higher out of 10!

Now enough chattering,its
Preview Time!

Super Mario Galaxy
is a highly respected
3-D Platformer.Dude,the
pre-ordering is just as much
as Hairy Potty!(HATE THIS BOOK!!!)

Well,most of gameplay happens outer space (duh),
flying from planet to planet,jumping and launching
yourself to unknown planets,transforming into a Bee,
gathering items,and defeating old foes.
Gravity also features a big role.
Like almost all Mario Games,the
objective is to find (or retrieve,what ever you call it)
Stars spread into six areas,40 galaxies and 120 Stars.
And this weird Energy Bar (Power Meter) is back again!


Mario has jumping abilities like never before.
First of all his trademark .:Triple Jump:.,
After that the Wall Kicker called .:Wall Jump::,
and also the normal and double jump.
But Swait they are still
Jumps like the.:Sommersault:. , .:U Jump:.,
.:Ground Pound Smack Jump:. and the
.:Long Jump:. .
Additionaly, the newest Jumps is the:
.:High Backflip:.
Marios attack except the stomp or jump is a Spin-Move.

The game will also have a .:Bee Mushroom:.
(which transforms you into a bee)
and the old .:Fire Flower:. and
.:Super Mushroom:. are back!
There is also a .:Ice Flower:. ,
which also Mario to freeze the water into icy platforms.

Well thats all folks.See you never again!!!!!!









Monday, October 22, 2007

Game of the Week


The Game of the week is:

Pro Evolution Soccer Deluxe

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Gamesfurk Poll Summary Num. 2

Gamesfurk Poll Summary:
Question:Game of the Month?

Super Mario 64: 5 Votes(23%)
Twilight Princess: 11 Votes (52%)
Gta SA: 4 Votes(19%)
Wii Play: 1 Vote(4%)

Thanks for everybody who participated!

Please come again!

Boogie Review

Boogie is a music related game made by Electronic Arts.It is also announced that this game is going to come out for DS and PlayStation 2.
It can be a Karaoke game or Dance game as well.

Mentionable Songs:

Boogie Oogie Oogie
Celebration
Karma Chameleon
Kung Fu Fighting
Lets Get It Started


Rating;2.0(sucks!)



Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 Preview


Pes 2008 is the newest installment of the Pro Evolution Soccer Series.It is Soccer
related and made by Konami.The Game was officially announced June 18 2007.
The game will be released for Windows,PlayStation 2,PlayStation 3,Xbox 360,Nintendo DS
and the Wii.The Release Dates are:

Flag of Europe - 26 October 2007
Flag of the United States - Spring 2008
Flag of Australia - 2 November 2007

New Features:

-Lots of new licensed Teams.
-24 Stadiums for the PS2 Version
-Database will be accurate 31 August
-World Tour for PlayStation 2 Version
-Increased Dribble Technics
-Facial Import
- 15 Stadiums for Wii,Ps3,360


Licensed Leagues:

-La Liga (Spain)
-Ligue 1 (France)
-Serie A (Italy)
-Eredivisie (Holland)

Fully Licensed Teams:


-F.C. Bayern München -Celtic
-Anderlecht -Rangers
-Club Brugge -AIK Fotboll
-Dynamo Zagreb -Hammarby
-Red Star Belgrad -Newcastle United
-Spartak Moscow -Tottenham Hotspur
-Porto -Boca Juniors
-Benefica -River Plate
-Lokomotiv Moscow -São Paulo
-Sporting Lissabon -Internacional
-Galatasaray -Rosenborg
-Fenerbahçe -Dynamo Kiew
- Beşiktaş -Basek
-AEK Athens -Olympiacos
-Panathinaikos -Wisla Krakow
-HJK Helinski -Goeteborg
-Copenhagen -Helsingborg



So thats all Information I have.

Im going to buy this one for the Wii!















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