Worst Games Of All Time : Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler

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Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. The Extra Terrestrial <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 <====
====>Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler (Your reading it ) <====
====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====
...... Now to the review it´s................

Bad Street Brawler

As the title tells you , this game completely sucks donkey butts . This game is bad , but I mean it in another way. I mean it in a crappy way . They mean it in a cool way . Even stupid kids who enjoy watching Zoey 101 (Yup , thats right . I know that this show still exists) on TeenNick would know that this so called ""game" (I would call it total failure made by total failures ) is bad .

Bad Street Brawler is an insanely cute beat-'em-up horizontal scroller for the NES . You play as the role of an former punk rocker and the world's coolest martial arts vigilante ! I would call him a complete hobo who should be kicked in the balls by the best Shaolin-Monk .

Note that this game is completely controlled by the power glove . They go well together , because none of ´em work.

You must venture through the 10 levels, each of which has its own super-ridiculous moves and punches, kicking the crap out of everyone and everything you see . And right down to the banana-throwing gorillas, it's a perfect recreation of real life ghetto streets.

You actually try pretty hard to brawl your way through the streets. Your days as a punk rocker didn't do much to prepare you for a life of high action karate battles. There are girl scouts born with flippers that can punch better than DUKE DAVIS. Another muscle spasm he incorporated into his martial arts technique was falling over in a move that looked like it was hardly even trying to be a kick. The local animal control probably could have taken care of the puppy infestation on Bad Street a long time ago if they knew all they had to do was wander around in a diaper and have clumsy seizures.

The game opens with the soon-to-be-famous proverb, "Never Trouble Trouble Til Trouble Troubles You." Of course, it's pretty hypocritical since dressing up in a yellow diaper and kicking any random midget you see is just blatantly Troubling Trouble.

Worst Games Of All Time : Episode III : Pac-Man For The Atari 2600

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Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. The Extra Terrestrial <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 <====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 (Your reading it) <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====
====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====
...... Now to the review it´s.................

Pac-Man (Atari 2600)

"What !? " , you might ask yourself . "Pac-Man being a bad game !!? " Pac-Man is good . No not good , but revolutionary . At least the arcade-version. But the Atari 2600 version is bad . No not
bad , but awfully terrible.This game sucks and every single cartridge should be destroyed by Pac-Man himself . Shame yourself, Atari 2600 developers . You`ve killed your freakin´ mascot ! You´ve killed the video gaming industry ! Without Nintendo ( I call them " Holy N " ) you`d be a company filled with useless developers who make useless games ! Atari SUCKS ! Hell,I would say the only good Atari game is the original arcade Pac-Man ! Now let`s go on to the actual game.....

Pac-Man 2600 was released in the year 1981 by ..... (you can guess three times) A.T.A.R.I. which actually means:

• Awkward weirdos who should get a life.
• Titanium cartridge suckin´ b**tar**s
• Awkward weirdos who use the letter A two times in a word and find falling down a cliff while playing E.T and fighting versus wise ninja-girls armed with a AK-47 boring
  
• Rude guys who really need to go to a mental hospital , because their video games suck so hard , even the makers of Bible Adventures could almost laugh them out (ironically,almost)
• Interesting games which can cause severe diarrhea
  

The poor port is blamed on the A.T.A.R.I. marketing department's rush to bring the game to the market. They asked the developers to take drugs , so that the quality of the game could significantly rise . After that they asked the developers to ruin their company with there own mascot. This game and E.T. probably caused the video game crash of 1983. This huge mess just destroyed (Note:This word is to "not offensive and/or cool " . I would rather use "eliminate" or "neutralize" ) customer loyalty to A.T.A.R.I. and the whole freakin` awesome video game industry !!

The ghosts were blue,pink,red and orange (as far as I can remember) . But in this port the ghosts have got blinkers which blink blue,red,pink and orange lights respectively . It really maked you hypnotized and the flicker also induced seizures , because the ghosts tried so hard and believed in them selfs . They try to let you die and end in a grave.The eyes of the ghosts on the 2600 port spin constantly, while the eyes of the monster in the arcade game indicate their direction of movement.

There also are stupid ghosts (who just randomly go through the maze) , fast ghosts (as the name indicates,fast) and last and least, smart ghosts who trie to find the fastest way to you .

Rating: Dude/Dudet , I recommend you send your copies of the game back to Atari (or whats left of the freakin company) and play the arcade version . Otherwise , if you don`t a bunch of goverment guys will come and try to place you in a hospital where dangerous stupidos live .

I give this black sheep a ......

0.1/10.0 (The .1 is for Pac-Man . Pac-Man , if you read this please remember that you have to reach for the rainbows and please,please, I´m beggin` ya , don`t kill a console. )

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Super Mario 64: 1.0 Review

Super Mario 64

1.0 Review
2.0 Secrets/Alternatives WARNING:THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS SPOILERS
3.0 DS Version Differences To N64 Version WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS SPOILERS

1.0 Review

"Mario always will be our favorite plumber."

The year 1996, the SNES is on its to extinction and Nintendo releases out their next-gen console called the "Nintendo 64". What game did they show with the system? Super Mario 64. This game alone single handedly took the industry and made everyone drop their jaw in awe of how amazing it looked and played. Mario's franchise had just made the biggest impact from 2D to 3D in gaming. Super Mario 64 is fully in 3D absolutely nothing about this game is done in a 2D way of viewing. You have full control of what you want to do and how you want to play. A completely non-linear Mario game that allows you to just jump around in this expansive world of the Mushroom Kingdom and have fun while doing it.

When you actually pick up the controller and play this game you are just in amazement at what this game features for you . Since you play as Mario you will obviously be able to jump to your hearts content whether it is through the trees or just running back and forth hopping blissfully. Mario also is given a wide array of jumping abilities in this game, for example, if you run forward and pull back on the control stick Mario will perform a side-jump. This is taller than your usual jump allowing you to access other areas that you might have not been able to before. When playing you'll notice the genre this game falls under really sticks out like a sore thumb, platformer. Like all Mario games most of the time you'll be jumping your way through lots of platforms and objects. One of the new abilities however is the ability to do a punch, punch, kick combination. Other than jumping this is one of your only ways to attack the enemies that scatter the levels.There is also a special triple jump,which I will explain further to you in the chapter 2.0.

The main point of Super Mario 64 is actually kind of different from prior games. Princess Peach has given Mario a letter and asked him to come to the castle because she has baked a cake for him. When he arrives he hears an eerie voice saying that Peach has been captured and the stars have been stolen! I actually think Mario tries to save the cake,not the princess !!!!

It pretty much setups for the theme of the game, which is to collect the stars and restore the power back to the Mushroom Kingdom along with rescuing Peach. Collecting stars is actually a very innovative idea when you look at previous Mario games. In order for you to reach a new level you have to obtain a certain amount of stars, these stars will unlock the door and painting that you need to enter. The amount you need isn't anything extravagant either since there are eight stars per level.

Within each level there is a "mission" so to speak that you have to complete. For example, the first level requires you to make your way to a summit of the mountain to take on King Bob-omb. You don't have to follow the guidelines or mission you are in but you will not be given any hint as to where other stars are until you've completed the objective before. This doesn't hinder the gameplay by any stretch of the imagination and since the worlds are so massive this is actually very helpful. This could be compared to their being a world and a sub-level in each world.

One thing that Super Mario 64 didn't have was bosses; strangely the only boss in the game was your old fiend Bowser. There were some "mini-boss" type people in some of the worlds but nothing that really gave you a blow away kind of experience. Although there was a lack of bosses that didn't interfere with the quality of SM64 at all. The "mini-bosses" complimented the loss quite nicely in each of the "sub-levels" of each world.

Musically this game was an absolute masterpiece; featuring the work of Koji Kondo this had a very, very atmospheric type of score. There was the bouncy like, happy music of the snow level, the more Arabic sound of the desert world, and the eerie sound of the Haunted Ghost House. Most of the tracks in the game rarely repeated themselves and changed every time you enter a new portion of a level. To compliment the music is the sound of Mario finally speaking words; Mario has plenty to say in this adventure. He has grunts and "Yippees!", "Yahoo!", "Wha ha ha!" when he jumps into the air. It is a perfect representation of Mario's personality as an optimistic, fun loving kind of guy....

Something that was truly unique to the Mario series was the addition of a life bar. Instead of you getting a mushroom and being able to be hit twice, Mario had a small pie of life. Blue indicated Mario was fully healthy, green meant he had been damaged, yellow meant he was approaching danger, and red meant he was about to die. The only way to recover your health was to get coins, one coin would recover one little slot of your life. This inclusion was most likely due to the lack of power-ups in the game. I will give you further tips in the chapter 2.0.

Nintendo had strayed away from such items as the mushroom and fire flower instead giving Mario three different kinds of caps: Wing, Invisible, and Metal. Aside from those Mario couldn't obtain any sort of upgrade from his normal self. With the Wing Cap he would be able to grow wings out of his hat and fly, with the Invisible Cap he could walk through walls and enemies, and with the Metal Cap he became encase in metal plating.

Quite possibly the best thing about Super Mario 64 was the massive and extremely varied level design. You had a grass level, buildings, haunted houses, deserts, snowy areas, oceans, lava, etc. Nintendo captured every possible type of level format and put them into SM64. What really just sent this over the edge was the amount of depth that every single one of them had. There was just so much you could do in every level and they were so big that you could really go into one and spend hours upon hours trying to find stuff. They could be vibrant and full of color or dark and dreary to give you a tense way to approach things. All of them were scattered with platforming obstacles, enemies, large pillars, even tornadoes. Nintendo had managed to take the old 2D worlds of Mario and transform them into 3D.

With all the things to do in Super Mario 64 you may wonder just how long a game like this is. There is just so much you can do between collecting a total of 120 stars, exploring the vast levels, finding many secrets scattered across the levels, and even just jumping around. The games length runs you through a whomping 20+ hours of total gameplay. Unlike Mario games of the past, this one pumps up the length, for a comparison Super Mario World was around 10 hours for completion. This game more than doubles that in the time you spend playing, making this truly one of the best Mario experiences out there. To further add to the length is the upped difficulty and replay value. Attempting to comeback to the game and give it a whirl at collecting all 120 stars or trying to find well-hidden secrets by Nintendo. It makes you comeback time and time again.

So in closing what Nintendo had managed to do was create more than just another Mario game, but a totally unique gaming experience as a whole. The game that revolutionized the industry, set a standard for 3D gaming, and pushed us in the right direction was Super Mario 64. It truly is one of the best games ever created and because of such it scores no worse than a 10. It doesn't matter what you are a fan of whether it be RPGs, FPS, platformers, etc. you absolutely cannot miss out on playing Super Mario 64.His brother Sunshine just was a tick crapier,but I still recommend Super Mario 64,Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario Galaxy

Final Score: 10.0

Graphics:10.0

Sound: 10.0 for Marios legendary Yiippiii,Wa-ha-hu !,and Yaaahhhooo !

Gameplay: 10.0

Other: 10.0

Lots of games just sucked after the change to 3D,but Mario broke the trend,and will live on for EVER

to be continued with chapter 2.0.....

XXXL-SUPER SMASH BROS: BRAWL REVIEW

!!! Allstar-Beat `em Up Smash-Fighters Better Then Ever !!!!!!!!!


Facts

• Classic-Mode with 11 Stages plus "Game And Watch"-Level
• Adventure-Mode with eight hours non-stop action
• Special-Melees are now also able to be played against another player
  
• 35 characters (14 of them unlockable)
• 30 arenas (7 unlockable) plus Melee levels
• 16:9/480p-Picture,sound in Dolby ProLogic II
  

Table Of Contents

1.0 Let The Hype Begin !!!!
2.0 Which Controller Should I Use ?
3.0 More Modes Than A Swiss-Army Knife
4.0 Gotta Unlock Em All !
5.0 Last Words

1.0 0-=:;Let The Hype Begin:;=-O

Oh, Nintendo, you certainly have come a long way. The original Super Smash Bros. started out as an experiment between Satoru Iwata and a young Masahiro Sakurai. The idea behind the game was to make an unparalleled fighting experience that took specific advantage of the analog stick, which was one of the N64's stones at the time. It wasn't until later in the development that Sakurai had asked for permission to slap Nintendo's most well-known characters onto the bodies of the fighters and market the game as the perfect "Nintendo-Fan" fighting experience.

Two years after its release, a significantly beefier Smash Bros. Melee launched on the GameCube, which stood the test of time for a solid 6 years. Finally, almost a decade after the first release, we are delighted with the third and presumably final chapter in the Smash series, entitled Super Smash Bros. Brawl.Super Smash Bros. Brawl is everything a true gamer could want from a outstanding Nintendo console in the seventh-generation of video gaming-history.

Even the character-list is filled with Nintendo`s mascots and icons: It`s a list full of characters that saved the video game crash of 1983 or made other rival systems (Neo-Geo,Sega Mega Drive,Playstation,...) unpopular and extinct. Mario,Fox Mccloud,Solid Snake,Sonic,Wario,Pokemon-Trainer,Kirby,Zero-Suit Samus,Yoshi,Meta Knight and lots more are featured in this mega-game!! First of all,let`s go to the subject "Controller"

2.0 §$%&/)(0ßWhich Conroller Should I Use ?ß0)(/&%$§

Which Controller should we use to fight with Mario,Pikachu,Samus,Link and the rest ? Gamesfurk knows the answer..

GameCube Controller
OldSchool-Feeling: 5 Stars Out Of 5
Grip: 2 Stars Out Of 5
Use : 2 Stars Out Of 5

Well,I used the Gamecube-Controller first and here is my decision : The GameCube controller is really good for the old-school Super Smash Bros. Melee-players.But what really bugs me is : I kind of like don`t use the old controller any more,so I am not used to the cable of GC controllers.Well in this situation I recommend the Wii-Remote,ut thefinal decision is up to you.

Classic Controller

OldSchool-Feeling: 4 Stars Out Of 5
Grip: 3 Stars Out Of 5
Use : 1 Star Out Of Five

I can´t really say, but I think this controller is good for Smash fighters who loved the GameCube(-controller) but lost/selled.... it.But the buttons are to wide away!!!
Nintendo Wii

OldSchool-Feeling: 1 Star Out Of 5
Grip: 5 Stars Out Of 5
Use: 4 Stars Out Of 5

I like the GameCube-Controller,but now it`s time for change (Gamesfurk For President;)! I just wanna say "yes" to something new.And thats why I like to use the Wii-Remote.Additionally all useful buttons are to unreachable , and there is nothing which spoils the fun.

3.0 "§$-More Modes Than A Swiss Army Knife-$§"

The smash excitement already begins before the main-menu appears.Because the "VIP"-game loads on a Dual-Layer Memory,the loading time is much longer than standard Wii-Games.After the game loaded,our eyes look directly at the character-screen.Uhh,only 21 fighters.But you have to unlock 14 characters,so you will be pretty busy,trust me.It looks like Nintendo only choosed the Crème de la Créme so that everybody would find there right fighter.Even (mostly) unknown characters like Lucas (From the USA and Japan exclusive RPG "Earthbound") or R.O.B. (the toy-robot for the NES) are playable.

Also,the "unlock"-factor is hugly higher then the predecessor Super Smash Bros. Melee . In the menu you can even have a list of Nintendo-games since the NES (!).The trophys from Melee are still in the game,also 10 virual console (retro) games are unlockable as really short demos.I think Nintendo did this unlockable for more sales in the Wii Shop-Channel.No chit-chat,let us talk about the new Adventure-Mode.The adventure mode which was not featured in "Melee". Like in the good-old fashioned 16-Bit Era with games a la Final Fight or Streets Of Rage you fight with a character and fight against monsters like in a real good Beat Em Up game.Well it doesnt sound interesting,but the more you play this XXL-Mode,the more you like it.

4.0 Gotta Unlock Em All !

The gameplay is as fast as it is used to be. Every character has similair attacks. But there are differences.Some characters can get hit more without being KO'ed then others.But the balance of stats is preety good.So nobody is really weak.One of the biggest new thing is the Ultra-Smash-Attack : If you see a glowing emblem floating somewhere in the stage,do not hestitate and just hit it.The fighter that hits the emblem KO gets a new special abbilty which can only be used once per fight.It is a lethal attack. Each character has its own Ultra-Smash.For example
Solid Snake gets his gun and shoots the enemy.If lucky enough all enemys.

5.0 Last Words

GamePlay: A combination of Smash 64 and Melee. The balanced fighting and easy-to-learn yet heavily in-depth controls will keep you striving for perfection.
Graphics: What the Wii lacks in polygon count it makes up for in sheer artistic value. Brawl looks absolutely stunning and completely appropriate at all times.
Sound: Hands-down the best soundtrack a video game has ever had. All of the sound effects are appropriate and vary enough that you won't grow tired of them. Also, Sonic Boom!
Replay Value: Infinite. Period. You will never stop playing Brawl, unless Sakurai decides to release a fourth installment on the Nintendo Us.
	Final Word: I have never seen more effort put into a video game than what has been shown in Brawl. With unbelievable multiplayer fighting, an enormous single player mode, and collectibles that will last for years, there's no reason why you shouldn't buy it. Please note this is a preview,because I only played it for like 20 minutes.When it comes out in Europe,I will do the real review.

Pros talking I:A new Nintendo DS?

The analyst Evan Wilson from Pacific Crest Securities speculates that Nintendo is working on a new Nintendo-DS model. Allegendly the new DS will be thinner, have no GameBoy-Advance Slot and will have a bigger screen, Wilson says. Additionaly the handheld console will have Internal-Memory, so it will be able to save music and photos. Wilson also says it will not be released, if the DS sells like last year.


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A new version of the Nintendo DS makes pretty much sense. Nintendo wants to release DS-demos on the Wii-Shop channel...then a internal-mermory is needed. Nintendo also wants older adults to buy the Nintendo DS,so it is smart to make a bigger screen.Someday the sales will stop and Nintendo will have to bring a new device on the market.Then the new updates will help Nintendo.It did by GBA SP and DS Lite,so it will probally work here to.

Websites I Recommed

10.GamesTrailers
9.HTML-Dog
8.Wilson Web
7.IGN
6.Digg
5.Wii Homepage
4.Yahoo
3.Gamespot
2.Youtube
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Pro Evolution Soccer 2008

Pro Evolution Soccer 2008

Facts:

• Controlling over Wii-Pointer
• Team can be saved on Wii-Remote
• Online-Mode
• Mii-Support
  

Show your amazing skills !!!
Do the new controls help this game to get on the top of its genre ?

One-two,hit a cross and goooall!! At present,soccer is represented in the video game world by Mario(at least on the Wii).The zealous plumber throws off ice soccer-balls and supershots.But that game (Super Mario Strikers Charged) belongs to the arcade-box.Well,you can not really say that to Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 . Thanks to the revolutionary Wii-Remote Konami promises a new kind of expierience that will enjoy being on the top.The Wii-Remote and Nunchuk lets you control your Soccer-Star.

+=-new footballing expierience -=+

{It was very important for us that the wii-version of PES 2008 will be unique.} That is maybe a new start for sport-related-games on the Nintendo Wii.This game is going to be a feast! Real good controls,lots of new licensed clubs,good graphics and, Mii-Support! Hope this game is not going to be delayed,cause this is going to be freakin' awesome!!!The game is supposed to feel as if you have control over ALL your players ! To accomplish this,you will control your squad with your Wii-Remote.You can tell players in-game that they should move left,right.... with a Drag-And-Drop system(players that do not have the ball).While you can peforming passes,cross hittings,and shots,you can control your player with the help of your Nunchuck.Additionaly,you can use the Remote to select a player which you will pass to or let a player move to a direction you choosed.

(-=!!Caution:The opponent is not sleeping !!=- )

You should take a look on their formation to not do a Offside.....If you lighty shake your Wii-Remote,you will straddle your enemy.But you shake to hard,it will turn out to be a foul.So shake lightly,dude/dudet ! Before the game starts,you can save a strategie to your Wii-Remote and press Left/Right/Up/Down to perform it.Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 also includes a lot of Modes.There are six modes in the game:Match-,League-,Cup-Modes and Training-,and a Trade-Section. Also there is a Wii-Exclusive mode called "Champions Road".In Champions mode you can choose a favorite team and compete tons of cups.You can fight your to the top in real leagues !!After every match your team gains experiment-points and if you get a certain amount of points,you can upgrade the skills of your player.

(-=\The little things/=-)

....Are the things that make a game special.As metioned above,there is a full Mii-Support.Up to 16 Miis can be intergrated into a specific team.To put the cherry on the top,you can save the team to your Wii-Remote and take it to your friend and play with your updated squad.Last but not least you can play online Wi-Fi "Free Matches".Also cool:Thanks to WiiConnect24 you can send your team-data to your friend.

I think that this game will hopefully be a masterpiece.

Geometry Wars: Galaxies

8-Bit Gameplay collides with High-End-Graphics=Real Good Game

Facts:
☆ over 60 levels
☆ unlocked levels if the game is linked with the DS version
☆ online highscores
☆ only 40 €
☆ also as DS-Download !

Y'all thinkin‘ you got the reflexes of a professional ? Are you thinking, that you can concur stress appealing and hypersonic fast gameplay ? If yes, you would probably like "Geometry Wars : Galaxies" . Cause this one is a hell of a retro-shooter.

[<{¡Playable Chaos!}>]

You will experience explosions mostly colored and shaped.You control a itsy bitsy spaceship over a limited area.While you control with the stick,you aim with the cursor and shoot with A or B.A thick laser shows you the direction of your shot.Also,a drone floats with you who can help you in different situations.Well,you guested it,there must be evil spaceships too.They are real crazy,like if you stolen lollipops from 100 4-year olds.Ouch.Even touching your enemy costs you a live.By the chaos of tons of enemys there will be adrenaline.With a little bit practice you should enter slowly the highscore-tables and fight your way to the top.It really motivates to try to achieve a better score.It is still disappointing that you can lose your eye on the ship and shoot into nowhere.

(.:?What The Hell Are Geoms?:.)

Defeated enemys transform into little items called Geoms.If ya collect them,you could unlock new levels and new drone-skills but also as point multiplication.You can get up to 150-times the normal score.Then you get instead of lousy 25 points for an enemy 3750 points for one hit.Only this way you will achieve the gold-medallion.

!!!!!Caution,makes addicted!!!!!!!!!

This game is a must for highscore hunters and retro-shooter fans!

Rating:8.5/10

Looney Tunes: Duck Amuck

Let Daffy turn crazy !

Do you guys now the Looney Tunes episode where Daffy Duck gets owned from the drawer of the cartoon ? That episode was called "Duck Amuck".The same thing happens with freakin´ Daffy Duck in this innovative DS game.The object of the game is to exasperate Daffy Duck until he goes plumb loco.To do this,you have to complete minigames.As we know Daffy,he isn't in the mood and always criticizes the video games of today or thinks:"In which game am I ?"This isn't just showed perfect,no,this is your Motto!You hit him in the right moment or draw on his body or just destroy his speech messages.Similar 20 minigames,that are real simple.You organize cards so that they are in the right position,blow up candles or push the R-Button while you are closing(!) the DS.

Rating:7.0/10.0

Super Mario Galaxy

Genre: Jump ´n run, Adventure


This Game is the 2.best game ever. This is masterpiece its a must play game.There are planets,one of the planet is even a pokéball-planet! Now comes a mega review.

1.0 Costumes
1.5 Short facts
2.0 Review Part 1
2.5 In the dark vades of the galaxy
2.7 Star? Wait,I am coming!
3.0 Get 'em all !
4.0 Opinions of other people in town.



1.0 Costume

Here are some of the transformation costumes.
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Bee-Mario:Buzz around with the Bee-Mario!
Appears:When you get a Bee colored [black-yellow] mushroom.
Again back to Mario:When your been touched or attacked from a foe,fallen down or When you have contact with water.
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Fire-Mario:This can shoot fire.You know the old-timer Fire-Mario from Super Mario World.
Appears:When you get a red flower.
Again Back to normal Mario: When the Time limit is over.
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Ghost-Mario:Go through walls with ghost Mario.
Appears:If you get a white mushroom.(with a tongue and look like a ghost).Can fly trough walls
Normal Mario:When your been touched or attacked from a foe,fallen down or When you have contact with water.

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Spring-Mario:Bounce always like a crazy guy with em´.
Appears:If you get a white mushroom (with stripes)
Normal Mario: When your been touched or attacked from a foe,fallen down or When you have contact with water.
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Ice-Mario:Can turn water to ice.Ability to walk at the water.
Appears:When you get a blue flower
Normal Mario:After a time-limit or after you touched a foe.


1.5 Short facts

• Six galaxys and 120 powerstars
• Its worth it to play the game two times:)Then comes....
• Dolby Logic 460 or 16:9
• Mailtoads messages appear on the Wii Pinboard
  

2.0 Review Part 1

A game like starbits: Shiny,fascinating ,brilliant!
I analyze, who good really the Mario-Dream(ing good)galaxy is.

These are the best in game minutes until now,that a Mariofan could ask for:
Who touches Super Mario Galaxy for the first time will play a adventure for all his/her senses.
The Wii-epos begins with a unusual sensationally kidnapping-scene of Princess Peach.The story isn't that good,but we understand that they want to come to the point:the titanic gameplay!
I have looked in more than the half (65 powerstars) of the game and i can usure you,that you will know what made Super Mario Galaxy to the best game ever!
(Gamerankings say Ocarina Of Time is slightly ((0,2%)) better)

2.5 In the dark fades of the galaxy

Little cuts for yourselves,a big cut into direction fun:The tempo and the big diversity of the first scenes are extremely high:Bowser shoots meteors like he shooted before from the skys and you run to the excited Toad-hoard to the castle of Princess Peach.Over there the cruel magician Kamek is waiting for you.So many action at the beginning of a Mario-Game was unbelivable.Until now.Additionally the "fast-intro-skip-syndrom" is gone,which only a extrem little amount of games have.After a few minutes,your first task is to be competed:Catch them freakin' rabbits,that are jumpin' around.You said it,I did it and "shupp de wupp" you meet Rosalina,the owner of the observatory.And the player doesn't just only complete a boring
tutorial,no no no,he learns the basics of a masterpiece in a fun,cool,and chic level.

2.7 Star? Wait,i am coming !

The highlight of Super Mario Galaxy is the open gameworld:You can decide anytime which mission you want to take on.Is your task to hard ?Try another galaxy!The location was in
Super Mario 64 the Toadstool-Castle and in Super Mario Sunshine the Delphino Island,but now the location is the star observatory.Sad is that in the real ingame world,you cant explore things like to let the swimming pool dry up like in Super Mario 64.This is one of the reasons , why you don't need a Walktrough to play Super Mario Galaxy . The focus of the game is to explore the new horizons by yourself.The world above is a much smaller than the 64-Bit Toadstool-Castle.
The producers have made their right decision,because you can get closer to the actual key of the game:The powerstars !

3.0 Get ´em all !

120 of the relics are in the Mario-Galaxy.Well,the number didn't really change.To collect these freakin´ pointy stars, you must compete tasks such as:A race versus a well trained ray.In the honey hive galaxy you free the bee queen from five star splitters.Well,you have seen 20 % of the missions kind of like in Super Mario 64.The gameplay of this game is very good,but still in a newly discovered Retro-Mario style.Lack of gameplay is not receivable.

4.0 Opinions from others in town

What a cool game ! Super Mario Galaxy is a must for every Wii-Owner! Not even one level compares with another.With so many game ideas i am asking myself if Miyamoto could ever top this one!


Summary:

• Leveldesign A+
• Two times playable
• Very good balanced difficulty
  
• Technical Brilliance in 480p and 16:9

Rating:10.0 Super Mario Galaxy has showed that that the Wii RULES

Mario Kart Wii

Mario Kart 64,Double Dash! and now Kart Wii.Ya all like it,the feeling of hitting the opponent
with a koopa shell.Hold on and here we go:

The motorcycle is truly a status symbol,but not everybody loves this two-wheel ragtop feeling.But in Mario Kart Wii it is going to be a delight!It doesn't matter if you like old-school,PS powerhouse,or motorcycles,all vehicles are adapted so far as i heard real good.So there is fun for everybody!!!

And there are twelve kart drivers at once,so there are four more karts than originally planed.The approved Drivers are All Round Playaz Mario and Luigi, Fat Boyz Bowser,Donkey Kong,Wario,Valuigi and Little Gnomes Baby Luigi,Baby Mario,Peach and...King Boo!!!!!

To be continued...............................................

Driver Cheats

TMR300866	Credits
NJW280172	Fast Cars
RUS3L	Invincibility
rallyhard	Invisible
WAC271074	No Police
SSHELLY	Open cheat menu
N3WJ0rk	Overhead View
P7ttyRz	Skip Interview
ANJW16696	Start as wanted person
We4rrqdz	Take a ride car select

Age Of Empires II:The Age Of Kings Cheats

Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings Cheat List
Press [Enter] to open the chat window. Then enter one of the following codes to activate its corresponding cheat.

• 1,000 food: cheese steak jimmy's
• 1,000 gold: robin hood
• 1,000 stone: rock on
• 1,000 wood: lumberjack
• Commit suicide: wimpywimpywimpy
• Control animals *: natural wonders
• Disable Fog of War: polo
• Full map: marco
• Instant building: aegis
• Lose campaign: resign
• Saboteur unit: to smithereens
• Shelby AC Cobra: how do you turn this on
• Slay all opponents: black death
• Slay select opponent: torpedo <1-8>
• Useless villager: i love the monkey head
• Win campaign: i r winner

* But lose control of men.

Jack Thompson: Genius Or Failure? Part 1

"Outspoken anti-games lawyer Jack Thompson has decided that a representation of a 2nd amendment lawyer in GTA IV is a mocking version of him. He has declared that if the representation is not removed he will attempt to block the release. Excerpt from GamePolitics: 'The showcasing play of the game to Game Informer revealed that the first killing mission of the hero of the game, Niko, is to kill a certain lawyer. When Niko comes into this lawyer's office, having used subterfuge to do so, Niko pulls a gun on the lawyer who says, that the firm supports the second amendment and that 'Guns don't kill people. Video games do.'"

-----That's our Jackie alright.A lawyer called Jack Thompson is against
violent video games.Why,you will ask?Well,he was the lawyer of the three parents.The Children of those three parents had teens how deceased at the Heath High Massacre.'Okay'.you must think.'Nothing anti about that'.But then,he accused that the school shooters were 'obsessed' with the game Doom.----

And so began the story of Mr. Thompson.

To be continued...............

Feel Good Inc Lyrics

Hahahahahahaha.....

Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake itFeel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good

City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cos they don’t know wack
So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see.
You won't get out the county, because you're damn --- free.
You've got a new horizon, its ephemeral style,
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, I gotta kiss, because I don’t get sleep, no...

Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking falling down...
Love forever, Love is free
Lets turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land-
Is everybody in?

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Linin' em up like---cracks,
Ladies ponies at the track
it's my chocolate attack.
----, I'm stepping in heart of this here
Carebear bumpin' in the heart of this here
Watch me as I gravitate
hahahahahaa.

Yo, we go ghost town,
this motown,
with your sound
you win the blink.
gon'bite the dust
can't fight with us
with yo sound
you kill the INC.
so don’t stop, get it, get it
until you're cheddar header.
Watch the way I navigate
hahahahahahaa!

Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good

Windmill, windmill for the land
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is ticking falling down...
Love forever Love is free
Lets turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land-
Is everybody in?


Dont stop, get it, get it,
We are your captains in it. Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahahahhaa

Don't stop, get it, get it,
We are your captains in it. Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahhahahahaa

Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good
Shake it, shake it, shake it Feel good

Ahahahahah...

Best PS3 Game?

Winner:Fifa 08
Vice Slammer:Obilivion
BronzeWon:Ninja Gaiden Sigma

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Stages

From the original web site http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/stages/index.html

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Characters

This are all the characters that will appear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

Approved GTA SA EASTEREGGS

Note-The Content From This Post
can not be represented without
permission from this blog.


1.First of all,look at the price menu at any
Burger Shot.It says everything for
69cents.But if you look closely,everything is for
29cents.And with 'everything' i mean burgers like
'Fish ****'.

2.If you look in the sky in Las Venturas,there you can
see something nice.

3.In the German PC Version,if you replay in Catalina
Missions,something gross happens.

4.This one is funny.If you go to
the a camera perspective(that
im not going to tell
which one it is),you will be lucky enough to
look at people attempting
Suicide.

5.In the english version,look what happens
if you have a combine harvester and
run over pedestrians.

6.If you drive inside the police parkinglot in
Los Santos with a police car,you can see a
police officer beating a pedestrian.Rumors
say that it is supposed to be Will Smith.

7.Shoot with the sniper rifle on the moon.

8.Stop the movements for 2-3 minutes.Then CJ
will rap and/or flip out.

9.A import cars driver plate says:ea sucks

GTA San Andreas PC Cheats

munasef - Adrenaline effects
ylteicz - Aggressive traffic
speedfreak - All cars have nitrous
xjvsnaj - Always 00:00 or 12:00
ofviac - Always 21:00
hesoyam - Armor, health, and money
cikgcgx - Beach party theme
bgkgtjh - Beater traffic
iowdlac - Black traffic
bagowpg - Bounty on your head
crazytown - Carnival theme
bsxsggc - Cars fly away
iojufzn - City in chaos
kangaroo - CJ jumps higher
alnsfmzo - Cloudy weather
szcmawo - Commit suicide
cpktnwt - Destroy all cars
speeditup - Fast motion
flyingfish - Flying boats
ripazha - Flying cars
cfvfgmj - Foggy weather
mroemzh - Gangs and workers
bifbuzz - Gangs only
professionalkiller - Hitman level in all weapons
xicwmd - Invisible cars
bekknqv - Kinky theme
asnaeb - Lower wanted levell
ouiqdmw - Manual weapon control in cars
cjphonehome - Massive BMX bunny hops
btcdbcb - Maximum fat
cvwkxam - Maximum lung capacity
buffmeup - Maximum muscle
worshipme - Maximum respect
helloladies - Maximum s** appeal
naturaltalent - Maximum vehicle skills
kvgyzqk - No fat or muscle
aeduwnv - No hunger
bluesuedeshoes - Pedestrians are Elvis
bgluawml - Pedestrians attack with guns
foooxft - Pedestrians have weapons
ajlojyqy - Pedestrians riot
pggomoy - Perfect handling
llqpfbn - Pink traffic
osrblhh - Raise wanted level
sjmahpe - Recruit anyone into gang with guns
zsoxfsq - Recruit anyone into gang with rocket launcher
ghosttown - Reduced traffic
bmtpwhr - Rural theme
fvtmnbz - Rural traffic
cwjxuoc - Sandstorm weather
bringiton - Six star wanted level
slowitdown - Slow motion
cqzijmb - Spawn Bloodring Banger
rzhsuew - Spawn Caddy
eegcyxt - Spawn Dozer
ohdude - Spawn Hunter
jumpjet - Spawn Hydra
rocketman - Spawn Jetpack
monstermash - Spawn Monster
aiypwzqp - Spawn Parachute
akjjyglc - Spawn Quad
pdnejoh - Spawn Racecar
vpjtqwv - Spawn Racecar
jqntdmh - Spawn Rancher
aiwprton - Spawn Rhino
aqtbcodx - Spawn Romero
celebritystatus - Spawn Stretch
urkqsrk - Spawn Stunt Plane
amomhrer - Spawn Tanker
truegrime - Spawn Trashmaster
kgggdkp - Spawn Vortex
ysohnul - Speed up time
gusnhde - Sports car traffic
auifrvqs - Rainy weather
mghxyrm - Stormy weather
afzllqll - Sunny weather
iavenjq - Super punches
vkypqcf - Taxi missions completed
zeiivg - Traffic lights remain green
fullclip - Unlimited ammunition
baguvix - Unlimited health
jcnruad - Vehicle of death
icikpyh - Very sunny weather
aezakmi - Wanted level never increases
lxgiwyl - Weapons (tier 1)
kjkszpj - Weapons (tier 2)
uzumymw - Weapons (tier 3)
ninjatown - Yakuza theme

GTA SA Best Of The Best Vehicle List Version1.0

Grand Theft Auto S.A. Best Of The Best:
Rating System is X.X(random) out of 10.0
NOTE:I only put vehicles that i drove and love up here.

BF-400: 8.0/10.0
Speed:Quite Fast
Rareness:Most Common Bike
Design:A Cool Japanese-Styled Bike
Recommendation:Mediocre-All-Round

NRG-500: 9.7/10.0
Speed:Hypersonic,Fastest Bike There Ever Was!
Rareness:Almost Extinct!
Design:No Naked Bike,So Its Cool!
Recommendation:Very High-MUST HAVE For Bikers

Sanchez: 8.5/10.0
Speed:Real Fast
Rareness:Not That Rare
Design:A Hot Motocross-Bike
Recommendation:Great!-A Good Stunt Bike For Hills

Now that were the cool bikes.Of course,you like other bikes
too,but I personally favorite these bikes.
Now to the Boats!!


Dinghy:8.0
Speed:Medicore
Rareness:Rare
Design:Crappy
Recommendation:At least its better than the other boats!!

Jetmax:8.7
Speed:Read "Jet"!
Rareness:Rare
Design:A aerodynamic Design
Recommendation:High-A All-Round Bike

Predator:7.6
Speed:Fast
Rareness:Real Common
Design:A Boring Design
Recommendation:Mediocre-Pretty Boring!

Vortex Hovercraft:9.4
Speed:Speed Is Not Important!
Design:A Hovercraft!What Else U Want?
Rareness:Almost Impossible(without Cheat)
Recommendation:Very High-Uncontrollable,just right for killing
innocent pedestrians!

Next ones Up!

Alpha:8.3
Speed:Cool
Design:Looks Japanese
Rareness:If your not hallucinating,rare
Recommendation:Mediocre

Bandito: 9.5/10.0
Speed:Dang Fast
Design:A TopModel Car!
Rareness:Only 3 In Whole Game!
Recommendation:Ultimate

Worst Games Of All Time : Episode II : Superman 64 Review

Hi,if you would like to read more about games that can mentally let you commit suicide (bad games) then look at these other neat and fine articles (reviews) about the worst video games of all time.

Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. The Extra Terrestrial <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 (your reading it , bub)<====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====
====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====

This happens when you play Superman 64,also known as Superman:The New Superman Adventures.Considered the -Worst Game Of All TIME-,Superman 64 sucks pumpkin seeds.
Superman,the western icon of drunkenness,power and disastrous games makes a appearance on
the beloved Nintendo 64.I would say -Worst Game On A Nintendo Console-.Nintendo is known
for its quality games and Gamesdevolper named it the best gaming developer of quarter 1,2 and 3 of 2007.

The Man Of Steel has over 300 Superabbilities like X-Ray Sight,but game rarely uses any other
abilities than flying.This is how response sarcastic:

Yay,one more good game!My game E.T. was destroyed by Hulk,so i bought Superman 64!
So here are the facts:You can play as Superman in 14 Levels.14 Levels of Explosions and action
packed flights!Use Supermans Abilities to defeat the monkey-brained mazes of Mr.Lex!
Pick up useful cars and items!I have Titus advertisement everywhere!!Because this game rules!
Up to Four Players!And of course i will find 3 People that want to play this brilliant masterpiece!
S-man really runs fast with his cool and realistic hypersonic run abilities!And you can throw
stuff.Do believe that THIS is a highlight.As you there are no other games were you can throw
stuff!Hhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Superman 64,the game that defined a generation of unsurpassed gameplay!
A milestone in video game graphics!The Game,the legend and the rings!
If you don't like this you are:Mr.Unimportant!
First of all the gameplay.The masterful controls will carry you by assault!!
Lots of obstacles waiting to be killed!Notable things are the ease of flying like a drunk
skunk(drunk skunk,it RHYMES) or the breathtaking graphics of this very accepted game.
Please take a moment of silence for the victory of this glorified game!Now comes my favorite part:
-The Fight Moves-Notice the addicting melee attacks of superman!!
-The Giant Drunk Eels-Like everything else in the game,they are drunk!!
-The Explosions-
-The Rings-
-The Rings-
-The Rings-
-The Car Chases-
-The Flawless Fights!-
-The Fluid Movements-

Now the positive aspects of this milestone:
-Unsurpassed Visuals-
-Giant Drunk Eels-
-The Hula Hoops-
-Ice Breath-
-Titus-

Now to the negative aspects:
-May Cause Seizures
-May Cause Nausea
-May Cause Irritation
-May Cause Diarrhea
-May Cause Depression
-May Cause Hydrophobia
-May Cause Malaria
-May Cause Ligament Rupture

Now its Gamesfurks turn:
I rate this sucker a

Rating:0.0/10.0

Gamesfurk Poll Summary Nm. 3

Gamesfurk Poll Summary
Question:Best Wii Game?

Tony Hawks Downhill Jam	7 (33%)
The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess	10 (47%)
Call Of Duty IV	6 (28%)
Red Steel	6 (28%)
Super Paper Mario	8 (38%)
Wario Ware Smooth Moves	7 (33%)
Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition	7 (33%)
Super Mario Galaxy	11 (52%)
Boogie	5 (23%)
Bleach:Shattered Blades	6 (28%)
Need For Speed Pro Speed	9 (42%)

And the winners are:3.Need For Speed Pro Speed 2.The Legend Of Zelda Twilight Princess

1.Super Mario Galaxy

Worst Games Of All Time : Episode I : E.T.:The Extra Terrestrial

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Link To :
====> Episode I : E.T. : The Extra Terrestrial (Your reading it , bub) <====
====> Episode II : Superman 64 <====
====> Episode III : Pac-Man For Atari 2600 <====
====> Episode IV : Bad Street Brawler <====
====> Episode V : Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde <====
====> Episode VI : Shaq Fu <====
...... Now to the review ................

After this Title-Screen,the -Worst Game Of All Time- was born.The Movie was
kind of like mediocre,but the game was a new level that was unseen to the
human race.And if you think i mean a positive kind of -New Level-,you may
attempt suicide or burn to death or die because of the Californian Wildfires.................................
or ride a fart pony called death.

Because of this game,this one **stard game,the video games died out.Became extinct.You can
call it -The Video Game Crash of 1983.Kids out there cried because of the sad but good
movie.Some Kids out there cried because there parents sold there Atari 2600 because of this
game.

Because of this gameplay,they buried five million cartridges in a New Mexico Desert.
This is how a stupid unimportant non-geek would response to this game:

I played a piece of heaven.Its incredible graphics are revolutionary for its time,the action
packed breathtaking Gameplay,its over the average sound effects and its superb box art.
This game makes me love the cartridge.Every year i go to New Mexico to take a ET cartridge.
I would give away everything non-Atari related for this game.I just want to tell you that this...............................................................................................................................................................

This is how i would talk on:

THIS GAME SUCKS.THE WORST GAME EVER. IF YOU OWN THIS ONE,BURN IT.
BUT I´M 25 YEARS TOO LATE.-Slowmotion-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!IF YOU
LIVE IN A DESERT IN NEW MEXICO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE,NO MATTER IF IT IS
THE LAST THING YOU EVER WOULD DO NO MATTER IF YOU LEFT YOUR JOB OR
FAMILY BEHIND.IF YOU BOUGHT THIS ONE,GO CHANGE YOUR NAME AND MOVE TO
SIBERIA!ET STILL HAUNTS MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES THIS GAME MAKES PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE OF CHEESY VOMIT GRAPHICS,BORING GAMEPLAY,STUPID
SOUND-EFFECTS AND THIS STUPID GAME IS A GOOD EXAMPLE TO GAMING
DEVELOPERS WHO HAVE LESS THAN zero IQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I
WOULD RATHER EAT A SKUNK WITHS DIABETES!I WOULD RATHER SWIM IN A
TOXIC AND RADIOACTIVE SWIMMING POOL!

Now if you still think it cant be so bad,read on.I recommend to go to your local
psychologist and stay there. -4EVER-
Now:

You land with a really little mothership.Than you walk with hypersonic speeds.If your lucky
enough to know that your only objective is too collect the crappy (probally made in China) pixel
dots which should build a cellular phone that would call the spaceship,you would go find dots.
But,the dark green areas are holes.If you fall into one of these crappy sound effect can be heard.
You should stretch your gigantic neck to escape the stupid cheep hole.But be beware,the logical
ability to fly is as easy as it seems to be.There are doctors,twerps,policemen and firefighters
that follow you and kidnap you to a building without any sense what so ever.
So all in all,I rate this "game" a

Rating0.0/10.0

Worst Movie Game Of All Time

Bebe Kids:Somes gangsta kids
beat them up.

Cat-Woman:This Game LOOKS good,
bu it is not good.This Game Me Want
Tooo WANT DROWN KITTENS.

Back To The Future.I had this one,and i burned it!

Street Fighter:The Movie:The Game
Movie or Game?

Fight Club:.:Suicide:.

E.T.:The Movie is a MASTERPIECE,but
admit it,the game devolperes
were on crack.